BERNIE SANDERS, PORNHUB, AND HOW TO SEW A WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AWP]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY'S HERE YOU WHINING TWATS!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!! RISE AND SHINE AND FACE FUCK THE WEEK!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED MORE COFFEE?!?!?!?!? PUSSY ASS!!!!! METH?!?!?!?1 BITCH!!!!! COKE?!!!!!??!?!?! FUCK OFF YOU WEAK CUNT!!!!!!! MONDAY IS HERE AND THAT ALONE IS ENOUGH OF A STIMULANT TO KEEP YOU MOVING!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY IS THE FIBER TO YOUR WEEK!!!! IT BINDS THE DAYS TOGETHER, KEEPS THINGS MOVING, AND REMINDS YOU OF HOW MUCH SHIT IS IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOD ELECTIONS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S A THING!!!!!! LIKE IT MATTERS, LIKE DEMOCRACY EXISTS IN OUR WORLD!!!!!!!!!! NO ELECTORAL COLLEGE UP IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE OR NOT, I DON'T CARE, I HAVE AN UNPAID POSITION FOR LIFE THAT WILL EAT UP HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS A WEEK AND THAT IS SO GODDAMN DEPRESSING I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE'S A PICTURE OF TWO GUYS JERKING EACH OTHER OFF!!!!!!!!!! OR MARINES!!!!!!! SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!

MONDAY!!!!!

 

[Bypass]

My scope for the AR 10 I just built comes today!!! I'm stoked!!!

I see I'm not the only person around here who doesn't sleep. My shrink says sleep deprivation isn't good for you but what does he know? He's just a silly doctor.

 

[RackMaster]

 

[ShamgarTheJudge]

I feel like we all got bamboozled in order to hear a campaign speech.

 

[BuckysBadger24]

Can't have a campaign speech if there's nothing to campaign for.

It's about 40 degrees in central Wisconsin and the snow is melting before we get more tomorrow. All things being relative, Tuesday and Wednesday can suck it. Monday is alright.

 

[GOTWA]

Stay out of the political threads today, boys. I have a feeling AWP might come in strong...


We must band together.

 

[Gunz]

 

[ShamgarTheJudge]

Can't have a campaign speech if there's nothing to campaign for.

Well Sir,
Everyone’s on campaign in 2020. The Donald, Comrade Sanders, Pocahontas, and all the SSMod Candidates.

 

[SaintKP]

I woke up today with enough BDE not only for my neighbors on the same floor, but for the entire apartment building as well. Ron Jeremy, Johnny Sins? None of them have anything on the energy I have right now.

I woke up as Conan, and immediately went about crushing my enemies, driving them before me and hearing the lamentations of their women. This high is all natural, I now understand the feeling of Teddy R. standing on San Juan hill, of Neil Armstrong taking his first step, Michael Phelps winning his 8th medal.

I don't need your motivational Monday posts any longer, I have transcended. Beyond the material and immaterial realm. Time is now just a metaphorical concept so that lesser dimensions can have a sense of being. You are playthings in the garden of the Gods.

An old senile communist man, a mayor, a literal who that pretended to be Native American, another old man that is a touch too grabby and the human incarnation of a cheeto cheese puff mean nothing to me.

Mondays? That's a Tuesday for me now.

 

[LibraryLady]

Bah. Weak. Forgot the How To Sew A Watermelon part.

Getting forgetful in your old age.

LL

 

[Brill]

This post is fake news. I‘ve spent the last few hours scouring every videos on PornHub and there aren't any of Sanders.

 

[Grunt]

This thread is like a B12 to the 20th exponent shot!

What a rush....

 

[Steve1839]

Yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn....