Your Holiday 2022 Gift Guide

[Dame]

It's that time of year. The first item is one that the kid in you will love. The Dirty Carny Body Spray. Smells like Kettle Korn, Cotton Candy, body odor musk, and other childhood naughty fantasies.
Dirty Carny Body Spray Kettle Corn Cotton Candy Sweet - Etsy

Brought to you by Jaded Gypsy Apothecary

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Can You drink it?

 

[Dame]

Can You drink it?

I'll get to the booze eventually. Cuz you know I have connections. Mean time...

Amazon.com: Grunt Style Start Running T-Shirt : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry

 

[Totentanz]

Can You drink it?

Doing so is merely a matter of adequate willpower and stupidity.

 

[Dame]

For the gunsmiths. This is a PDF download of 90 antique books on gunsmithing.

90 Rare Antique Gunsmithing Books Guns Firearms Weapons Gun - Etsy

 

[Dame]

If I had one of these I would be hard pressed not to pick up a pen and ruin it. For those of you with more self control, I present the PeeChee shirt.

Men's 70's-80s Pop Culture Nostalgia Shirt

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Doing so is merely a matter of adequate willpower and stupidity.

So you are saying there a chance.

 

[Dame]

Looking for a backyard playhouse already assembled? Look no further.

LEVEL 4 BALLISTIC RESISTANT SECURITY ENCLOSURE

 

[“The Old Man”]

 

[Dame]

Socks. Cuz socks.

All kinds. Fuck TSA socks. https://smile.amazon.com/SATINIOR-C...011&rps=1&sprefix=joke+socks,aps,155&sr=8-165


Hang loose socks.
Amazon.com: HEOLIEN Show Off Socks, Show Off Winter Socks, Show Off Funny Socks (Black) : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry

 

[“The Old Man”]

Socks. Cuz socks.

All kinds. Fuck TSA socks. https://smile.amazon.com/SATINIOR-Christmas-Present-Personalized-Multicolor/dp/B09J8JCFR5/ref=sr_1_165?crid=ZPS73NGTNQB5&keywords=joke+socks&qid=1668906178&refinements=p_85:2470955011&rnid=2470954011&rps=1&sprefix=joke+socks,aps,155&sr=8-165
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Hang loose socks.
Amazon.com: HEOLIEN Show Off Socks, Show Off Winter Socks, Show Off Funny Socks (Black) : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry
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Dude's pants are a little short huh

 

[Dame]

I may have listed this in years past but it bears repeating. If you don't have a Ninja Foodie Air Fryer, get one. You will not regret it.
Frozen chicken breasts to completely cooked in about 25 min. Looks and sounds like R2D2. Use a crock pot bag for easy clean-up.

https://www.amazon.com/Ninja-OS301-...&sprefix=ninja+air+fryer,aps,147&sr=8-10&th=1

 

[Dame]

If your significant other is terribly upset by the passing of The Queen, this might be a huge point-getter.

Royal Family Order of Elizabeth II. Replica by special order only.

 

[“The Old Man”]

2022 SSSS?

 

[Dame]

2022 SSSS?

Might be a bit difficult if things disappear again.

 

[“The Old Man”]

Might be a bit difficult if things disappear again.

Yeah, you have a point. I have a member in mind for a gift though. So I will just go ahead and do that anyway.

 

[Steve1839]

 

[Kaldak]

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Going in reverse will be so easy now!

 

[Dame]

Gift for the angry Kiwi pagan in your life. (Cough @pardus )


https://smile.amazon.com/Hate-Every...n&qid=1670598081&sprefix=army,aps,140&sr=8-54

 

[Dame]

A must have.
https://smile.amazon.com/Primeware-...fos.006c50ae-5d4c-4777-9bc0-4513d670b6bc&th=1