IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, THE BEST 24 HOURS OF THE WEEK!!!! A DAY SO POWERFUL EVEN TONY ROMO CAN’T KILL IT, AND BOY DID THAT BASTARD TRY! FUCK TONY ROMO AND FUCK SUNDAY BECAUSE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK, TODAY IS MONDAY!!!!!1!!!!!1! MONDAY’S LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE SPRING. MONDAY IS THE PUPPY DOG KISSES YOU NEED WHEN YOU’RE BLUE. MONDAY IS THE DRAINO YOUR SHITTY LIFE NEEDS TO UNPLUG, UNFUCK, AND MOVE FORWARD!!!!!!!
“BUT FREE, THE WEEKEND’S OVER AND NO ONE LIKES GOING BACK TO WORK.” SO WHAT?!!?!?!?!?! NO ONE LIKES BEING HOMELESS SO WHERE’S YOUR MOTIVATION NOW?! YOU COULD BE GIVING HANDIES TO HOBOS FOR A SANDWICH OR YOU COULD PUNCH MONDAY IN THE DICK!!!!! THOSE AREN’T EVEN GOOD SANDWICHES!!!!!!!
SWALLOW MONDAY LIKE YOUR MOM AT THE END OF THE MONTH WHEN BILLS ARE DUE!!!!!! MONDAY HAS A MASK AND YOU’RE BRINGING OUT THE GIMP!!!!!!!!!
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!
“BUT FREE, THE WEEKEND’S OVER AND NO ONE LIKES GOING BACK TO WORK.” SO WHAT?!!?!?!?!?! NO ONE LIKES BEING HOMELESS SO WHERE’S YOUR MOTIVATION NOW?! YOU COULD BE GIVING HANDIES TO HOBOS FOR A SANDWICH OR YOU COULD PUNCH MONDAY IN THE DICK!!!!! THOSE AREN’T EVEN GOOD SANDWICHES!!!!!!!
SWALLOW MONDAY LIKE YOUR MOM AT THE END OF THE MONTH WHEN BILLS ARE DUE!!!!!! MONDAY HAS A MASK AND YOU’RE BRINGING OUT THE GIMP!!!!!!!!!
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!
