Not Work Safe BREAKING: Mondays killed in apparent suicide bombing

[Salt USMC]

And nothing of value was lost.

MONDAYS ARE DEADER THAN JOSE ALDO, YO. NOW I'M GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE MY GRANDMA DOES WHEN SHE SENDS ME THOSE CHAIN EMAILS!!! YOU KNOW, ABOUT HOW JOE BIDEN IS AN ILLUMINATI AGENT AND PAUL RYAN IS A TRANSSEXUAL LIZARDMAN!! CAPS MAKE EVERYTHING 10,000% BETTER OKAY!!!

WELL HEY, TODAY IS MONDAY AND THERE'S NO MONDAY THREAD!! WHY ISN'T THE MSM REPORTING ON THIS?! WHAT'S THEIR FUCKING AGENDA?! OH YEAH, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK BECAUSE MONDAY IS THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK!!

HAVE A QUICK TUTORIAL ON HOW TO HANDLE A MONDAY:

SUCK MY DICK!!!

 

[Grunt]

I can't -- no, I won't -- accept it until I receive it through official channels. I simply can't believe it....

 

[Ooh-Rah]

 

[AWP]

I THINK DEATHY MCFUCKSTICK SHOULD BE BANNED FOR STARTING RUMORS AND BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[x SF med]

I second the above Freefalling statement, wholeheartedly.

 

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