ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS A MERE CHILD, A BABE IN THE WOODS, AFRAID OF MY OWN SHADOW, BUT ENOUGH ABOUT LAST WEEK!!!!! THEN THE HEALING POWER OF MONDAY WASHED AWAY MY SINS AND I WAS REBORN ANEW!!!!!! SUNDAY IS THE JEDI CORRUPTED TO THE DARK SIDE. SUNDAY IS THE BORG TRYING TO ASSIMILATE YOU. SUNDAY IS SOME OTHER SCI-FI FANBOY REFERENCE I DON'T CARE ABOUT! MONDAY'S THE JEDI, THE....THAT STAR TREK GUY WHO BEATS UP PEOPLE, AND SOME OTHER COOL SHIT!!!!! MONDAY'S A MONSTER TRUCK BECAUSE SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY YOU'LL COME OUT AND SEE IT, BUT MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY IT IS STILL RUNNING OVER YOUR CAR!!!!!!!!!
MONDAY DELIVERS LIKE UPS AND WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO SEE THAT BROWN TRUCK IN YOUR DRIVEWAY?!?!?!?!?! MONDAY IS 8 OR 9 GUYS AROUND YOU DUMPING THEIR AWESOME ON YOUR FACE!!!! MONDAY WATCHES YOU PRACTICE MORE THAN A NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS STAFFER!!!!!!!!
SO SHUT UP AND SWALLOW THAT AWESOME!!!!!!! MONDAY'S HERE AND THERE'S NO PLACE YOU'D RATHER BE!!!!!!!
MONDAY DELIVERS LIKE UPS AND WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO SEE THAT BROWN TRUCK IN YOUR DRIVEWAY?!?!?!?!?! MONDAY IS 8 OR 9 GUYS AROUND YOU DUMPING THEIR AWESOME ON YOUR FACE!!!! MONDAY WATCHES YOU PRACTICE MORE THAN A NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS STAFFER!!!!!!!!
SO SHUT UP AND SWALLOW THAT AWESOME!!!!!!! MONDAY'S HERE AND THERE'S NO PLACE YOU'D RATHER BE!!!!!!!
