I laughed to the point of not being able to make sounds.
So, I took pops to eye doc appt earlier. He's getting ready for the needle to the eye when the phones all start going off. Young girl, a Latina was taking care of pop, waiting for doc is like, what's this mean?
I say, oh fuck! It's a FEMA alert. We are being invaded. Her jaw dropped, her eyes bulged and she turned pale.
My pop called me a jerk off, doc was laughing and I told her to read the alert. She was not amused. I laughed to the point of not being able to make sounds.
I didn't get the alert. I don't think. Maybe I should go back and check.
You need to come down here & join my militia. I would make you a fuckin CSM. Since you're almost a doctor, you would be in charge of the meth lab. And you could conduct the airborne training from our treehouse.