Fill in the blanks

[Trev]

The rules of this game are simple. Fill in the following phrases with something funny/clever.

I____but I never____.
During his midlife crisis my dad got really into____.
After an X-Ray, doctors found _____ stuffed in his_____.
When he was on acid _____turned into ______.
My favorite kind of meat is ________.
I'm sorry, but you have _______.
Her best quality is _____.
After being trapped for 84 hours he cut off his_____with a _____ and is now known as_______.
A light was seen in the woods when I got closer_______emerged and said______.
The early_____catches the________.
When I woke my______was standing over me smelling my_______.
I get frustrated when I______.
It's never a good to mix____and_____.

 

[Centermass]

I Love Nickleback____but I'll never admit it.

During his midlife crisis my dad got really into Nickelback.

After an X-Ray, doctors found Nickelback stuffed in his Nickelback.

When he was on acid Nickelback turned into Nickelback.

My favorite kind of meat is Nickelback.

I'm sorry, but you have Nickelback.

Her best quality is Nickelback.

After being trapped for 84 hours he cut off his Nickelback with a Nickelback and is now known as a Nickelback.

A light was seen in the woods when I got closer, Nickelback emerged and said "Look at this photograph".

The early Nickelback catches the Nickelback.

When I woke my Nickelback was standing over me smelling my Nickelback.

I get frustrated when I do these posts and all some idiot can think of to answer with is Nickelback.

It's never good to mix Nickelback and Nickelback.