Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise

Beiber had just be careful with any trash talk against ole' Tom Cruise. Maverick wont hesitate to toss a lawsuit his way if the trash talk gets too personal.
 
Beiber had just be careful with any trash talk against ole' Tom Cruise. Maverick wont hesitate to toss a lawsuit his way if the trash talk gets too personal.
I’d be more concerned about a Scientologist alien uprising and carting The Biebs off to the “discipline room”.
 
Maybe that would be a good counter offer by Tom Cruise:
If the Beib's loses - he has to spend six months adrift as a deck hand on a Sea Org ship as part of the rehabilitation project force.
 
Trying to be logical for a few moments, not that logic matters when it comes to Hollywood or Washington:

There is no ‘upside’ for either of them.

If Bieber’s loses he gets laughed at for getting his ass kicked by a 50+ year old man.
If Bieber wins he gets fucked with for beating up a 50+ year old man.

If Cruise loses, his ‘tough guy’ movie image is damaged. Most people expect he would mop the floor with Bieber.
If Cruise wins, well maybe there is an upside!

Even though it would be gay as fuck, I have to admit I’d buy the pay-per-view, understanding in advance there is no chance I’d be satisfied at the outcome. Period.
 
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