WAIT A SECOND, YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR THAT? HAHAHAHAHAAHA!! CHOKE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY'S NOT CANCELLED UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS SO IF YOU'RE READING THIS THE WORLD IS ASSUREDLY NOT OVER!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS MONDAY AND WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR HALF-STEPPIN!!!!!!!! SUNDAY'S GONE AND NO ONE CARES. SUNDAY'S LIKE YOUR PAROLE OFFICER OR THAT MEAN OLD WOMAN AT YOUR ORPHANAGE. THEY TRIED TO TELL YOU THE WORLD WAS GREAT WHILE THEY HELD YOU BACK. THEY TRIED TO TELL YOU THE WORLD WILL ACCEPT YOU IF YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH. THEY TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT THEY BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES ONLY TO LOCK UP IN A BASEMENT WITH A STUFFED BEAR, MAKING YOU EAT CABBAGE SOUP IN THE DARK WHILE NAMING THE RATS SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO AND......I HAVE A POINT!!!! FUCK THAT! MONDAY'S YOUR CHANCE AND IF YOU BELIEVED SOME $25K A YEAR CHUMP WITH A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE OR A BITTER HAG WITH NO CHILDREN OF HER OWN THEN YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!!! MONDAY HAS MORE KIDS AND TWICE THE SEX OF A DUGGAR FAMILY REUNION!!!!!!! MONDAY'S REHABILITATED MORE LIVES THAN METHADONE!!!!!!!
SO GET OUT THERE AND FUCK MONDAY WITH A STRAP ON!!!!!!! "FREE, I'M A MAN, I DON'T NEED A STRAP ON" FALSE!!!!!! YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS WEEK TWO DICKS AND MAKE UP FOR SOME GRANOLA-EATING FUCKTARD WITH A MAN BUN, WEARING CAPRI PANTS WITH A GODDAMN CHE T-SHIRT, AND STEALING OUR OXYGEN!!!!!!!
CARPE ASSRAPE, SLIP A ROOFIE OR TWO INTO MONDAY'S DRINK, AND HAMMER THE DAY LIKE JOHN HENRY THE STEEL DRIVING MAN OR RON JEREMY!!!!!! IT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS MONDAY AND WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR HALF-STEPPIN!!!!!!!! SUNDAY'S GONE AND NO ONE CARES. SUNDAY'S LIKE YOUR PAROLE OFFICER OR THAT MEAN OLD WOMAN AT YOUR ORPHANAGE. THEY TRIED TO TELL YOU THE WORLD WAS GREAT WHILE THEY HELD YOU BACK. THEY TRIED TO TELL YOU THE WORLD WILL ACCEPT YOU IF YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH. THEY TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT THEY BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES ONLY TO LOCK UP IN A BASEMENT WITH A STUFFED BEAR, MAKING YOU EAT CABBAGE SOUP IN THE DARK WHILE NAMING THE RATS SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO AND......I HAVE A POINT!!!! FUCK THAT! MONDAY'S YOUR CHANCE AND IF YOU BELIEVED SOME $25K A YEAR CHUMP WITH A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE OR A BITTER HAG WITH NO CHILDREN OF HER OWN THEN YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!!! MONDAY HAS MORE KIDS AND TWICE THE SEX OF A DUGGAR FAMILY REUNION!!!!!!! MONDAY'S REHABILITATED MORE LIVES THAN METHADONE!!!!!!!
SO GET OUT THERE AND FUCK MONDAY WITH A STRAP ON!!!!!!! "FREE, I'M A MAN, I DON'T NEED A STRAP ON" FALSE!!!!!! YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS WEEK TWO DICKS AND MAKE UP FOR SOME GRANOLA-EATING FUCKTARD WITH A MAN BUN, WEARING CAPRI PANTS WITH A GODDAMN CHE T-SHIRT, AND STEALING OUR OXYGEN!!!!!!!
CARPE ASSRAPE, SLIP A ROOFIE OR TWO INTO MONDAY'S DRINK, AND HAMMER THE DAY LIKE JOHN HENRY THE STEEL DRIVING MAN OR RON JEREMY!!!!!! IT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!!!!!!!