People having sex with horses is on the rise in Switzerland

[Blizzard]

http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/

In related news, sheep in New Zealand now even more nervous...

Seriously, WTFO?!

 

[RackMaster]

I wonder if it correlates to an increase in population from the Middle East.

 

[DocIllinois]

Yeah, that happens. Even in the good old USA.


Until 2005, for instance, zoophilia and bestiality weren't illegal in Washington state until an animal "brothel" killed a guy.

Google "Enumclaw horse sex case."

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I like sex - CHECK!
I like horses - CHECK!
I like Swiss watches - CHECK!

LET'S GO!

 

[LibraryLady]

I like sex - CHECK!
I like horses - CHECK!
I like Swiss watches - CHECK!

LET'S GO!

And here I was thnking of inviting you out to visit... but I just can't condone the infiltration of Swiss watches into my house!

LL

 

[x SF med]

@Ooh-Rah ... do you smear yourself with chocolate too?:wall: Friggin Marines.

 

[AWP]

I like sex - CHECK!
I like horses - CHECK!
I like Swiss watches - CHECK!

LET'S GO!

This is why I'm charge of False Motivation Mondays. You don't respect the caps lock.

 

[Devildoc]

Horses? Really?? Have you seen Swiss women? Most of them are hot, like, BEAUTIFUL. So either sex with horses is better than sex with hot women, or the women are utterly not worth it and the horses are targets of opportunity.

 

[Frank S.]

I wonder if they have memes of beautiful horses labeled "somebody, somewhere is tired of its shit".

 

[Totentanz]

This is why I'm charge of False Motivation Mondays. You don't respect the caps lock.

Because that's what wrong with that post... improper application of caps lock.

USMC bestiality FTW!!!!

 

[Gunz]

And stuffed horses too...in the Walmart aisle

Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store

 

[Totentanz]

Horses? Really?? Have you seen Swiss women? Most of them are hot, like, BEAUTIFUL.

And Swiss horses aren't? Fucking speciesist... SMH.

 

[Muppet]

What in the sweet fuck am I reading people! LMFAO!

M.

 

[Devildoc]

And Swiss horses aren't? Fucking speciesist... SMH.

I am a lipizanner man, myself....

 

[Frank S.]

And stuffed horses too...in the Walmart aisle

Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store

My brother in law is into hogs, that's how I got nephews.
I'm just gonna leave this here:
Is it normal to put holes in a stuffed animal toy and hump them? | Is It Normal? | http://isitnormal.com

 

[Gunz]

My brother in law is into hogs, that's how I got nephews.
I'm just gonna leave this here:
Is it normal to put holes in a stuffed animal toy and hump them? | Is It Normal? | http://isitnormal.com

It depends on how attractive it is. Or if it's velvety enough to reduce friction.

 

[Devildoc]

...and not limited to Europe...

Wisconsin man arrested for horse bestiality and weed possession

 

[Frank S.]

 

[racing_kitty]

So, does that make this and this the zoophilia equivalent of sex with midgets?

 

[Ooh-Rah]

...and not limited to Europe...

Wisconsin man arrested for horse bestiality and weed possession

Yeah, but that is Wisconsin...it's kind of expected there.