Poncho Liner "Causes Cancer," To Be Banned???

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Oh HELL NO, over my frigid, shivering body!

Backed by numerous personal vignettes from veterans and currently-serving troops alike, the findings of the Pentagon’s two-month, $3.1 million dollar investigation into the claims made in T&P’s article confirm that even irregular exposure to the “liner, wet weather, poncho” (known colloquially as “the poncho liner” or “my woobie”) regularly causesDopaminergic Decarboxylation, a condition long recognized as detrimental to good order and discipline within the US Military.
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Next the bastards will come for my Wooly Pully and Field Jacket Liner! Over my dead body! :-o


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My woobie was issued by the CIA-funded Counter Insurgency Support Office (CISO) and hence rendered us completely invisible to the naked eye. I'm not presently disposed to disclose any further information about the CISO woobie, if, in fact, that information were to exist.

There is speculation however that DARPA is refining a project in which the insulate batting and polyester loft filling of the woobie can be chemically engineered to provide stealth materials for the wing surfaces of the F35.
 
Ocoka One said:
My woobie was issued by the CIA-funded Counter Insurgency Support Office (CISO) and hence rendered us completely invisible to the naked eye. I'm not presently disposed to disclose any further information about the CISO woobie, if, in fact, that information were to exist.

There is speculation however that DARPA is refining a project in which the insulate batting and polyester loft filling of the woobie can be chemically engineered to provide stealth materials for the wing surfaces of the F35.
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What, nothing? Come on, somebody throw me a bone here.. I worked hard on that, it required research, I'm a Marine for chrissakes, it hurts my head.
 
That is completely and utterly sacrilegious. There should be much caning until minds are changed!
 
I deserved the hate for that one. And the one above it. Cheap gratuitous groveling. I'm not going to say heavy doses of percoset played a role here, but percoset played a role.
 
"Hate" for the Perc reference! You've been here long enough to know the only thing blamed for foolish posts is booze!

Now...if you say it was Perc and booze together, well that's a horse of another color! :thumbsup:
 
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