Not Work Safe PUT SOME HAPPY LITTLE TREES OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

[AWP]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I AM WAY LATE TODAY BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS UP BEFORE DARK DOING MONDAY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! COOKING PORK, BUILDING THINGS WITH POWER TOOLS, DRINKING BEER, AND WALKING THE DOG ALL BEFORE MOST OF YOU PUSSY-ASS PUSSIES WERE OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DISCIPLINE!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED THE DISCIPLINE TO MODAY YOURSELF, BUT FOR THE WEAK AMONG YOU....THE WOMEN, THE MARINES, THE LEGS, THE COWBOYS FANS, DEMOCRATS OR PROGRESSIVES OR FUCKING SOCIALISTS....WHATEVER BULLSHIT NAME YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELVES THIS WEEK....I'M HERE FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I TYPED THIS USING KNIFE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOUR MONDAY DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? IT SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THE SMELL OF MONDAY ON A MONDAY, IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!!!!!!!!! SOMEDAY THIS DAY'S GOING TO END!!!!!!!!

 

[AWP]

MAD PROPS TO DEATHY MCWHINEYPANTS FOR NOT STARTING A BOGUS THREAD!!!!! KNOW YOUR ROLE, JABRONI!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ooh-Rah]

FUCKING SA-WEEEET!

 

[x SF med]

MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLZ YEAH!!!

NUFF SAID.

 

[Muppet]

MY FREEDOM IRISH JEW BONER IS WAVING A U.S. FLAG WITH BACON IN THE OTHER HAND!

M.

 

[x SF med]

MY FREEDOM IRISH JEW BONER IS WAVING A U.S. FLAG WITH BACON IN THE OTHER HAND!

M.

Oy Vey.... Bacon, you Meshuggah putz? That's not Kosher, even on a MONDAY!!!:-"

 

[DocIllinois]

AGREED -- BETTER FRIGGIN' LATE THAN NEVER!!!

 

[Muppet]

Oy Vey.... Bacon, you Meshuggah putz? That's not Kosher, even on a MONDAY!!!:-"

My zeddy, a WW2 vet and Jew, ate bacon everyday!

M.

 

[TLDR20]

 

[Deleted member 2517]

I finally got out of Ft Stewart so I love Monday.

 

[DA SWO]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I AM WAY LATE TODAY BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS UP BEFORE DARK DOING MONDAY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! COOKING PORK, BUILDING THINGS WITH POWER TOOLS, DRINKING BEER, AND WALKING THE DOG ALL BEFORE MOST OF YOU PUSSY-ASS PUSSIES WERE OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DISCIPLINE!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED THE DISCIPLINE TO MODAY YOURSELF, BUT FOR THE WEAK AMONG YOU....THE WOMEN, THE MARINES, THE LEGS, THE COWBOYS FANS, DEMOCRATS OR PROGRESSIVES OR FUCKING SOCIALISTS....WHATEVER BULLSHIT NAME YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELVES THIS WEEK....I'M HERE FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I TYPED THIS USING KNIFE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOUR MONDAY DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? IT SHOULD!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THE SMELL OF MONDAY ON A MONDAY, IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!!!!!!!!! SOMEDAY THIS DAY'S GOING TO END!!!!!!!!

SOME OF US WERE LATE GETTING OUT OF BED 'CAUSE WE WERE GETTING LAID.

 

[Salt USMC]

MAD PROPS TO DEATHY MCWHINEYPANTS FOR NOT STARTING A BOGUS THREAD!!!!! KNOW YOUR ROLE, JABRONI!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't want you having another stroke this week, old man

 

[Muppet]

Oh snap! Fire for effect!

M.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Well its still Monday on the wacky coast, but for the rest of us........It's TACO TUESDAY!!! fuck you Monday, I'm done with your bitch ass, so eat a dick for 6 more days, because I'm all about Tuesday. What's that? Yes that's right, motherfucking Tuesday!!!

 

[Totentanz]

Well its still Monday on the wacky coast

Not anymore it's fucking not.

BOOM, HEADSHOT!

WELCOOOOOOOOOOME TO TUUUUUUUUEEEEEESSSSSSSSDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!