Job opening at Ft. Bragg...

[Devildoc]

...because this guy just lost his for smuggling guns:

Fort Liberty major found guilty of smuggling guns to Ghana in barrels of rice

 

[DA SWO]

SFAB?

 

[Box]

Sounds like he never actually had a job on the installation and was only sent here so they could issue the flaming golf shoes that would be used to stomp on his dick...

USA vs Kokjo Owusu Dartey

I'll sing a little hymn for this poor oppressed soul...

Poor Major Dartey
Sentenced at last
Poor Maj Dartey
He's a hor-ses-ass
Hymn
Hymn
FUCK HYMN

 

[Gunz]

Ten handguns and an AR? Dude's a lightweight. If you're gonna smuggle guns, this is how you smuggle guns.

 

[Devildoc]

Ten handguns and an AR? Dudes a lightweight. If you're gonna smuggle guns, this is how you smuggle guns.

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Hard to fit all of that into a rice barrel. Maybe he was working his way up.

 

[Dame]

Sounds like he never actually had a job on the installation and was only sent here so they could issue the flaming golf shoes that would be used to stomp on his dick...

USA vs Kokjo Owusu Dartey

I'll sing a little hymn for this poor oppressed soul...

Poor Major Dartey
Sentenced at last
Poor Maj Dartey
He's a hor-ses-ass
Hymn
Hymn
FUCK HYMN

You and TayTay need to collaborate.