Bin Laden's Porn Collection!!

[Marauder06]

...will not be available to you.

“We are not going to release these materials due to the nature of their contents.”

Wait, what?

That’s right folks — short of a miracle, this story won’t come with a happy ending. Unlike events of the past like Watergate, there will be no Deep Throat. For those curious about the scandalous videos and material held by one of history’s most notorious terrorists, the decision made by the DNI will be tough to swallow.

It’s a puzzling situation that begs the question, “What could possibly be so outrageous with Bin Laden’s porn collection that the U.S. Intelligence community is unwilling to disseminate such information?”

http://www.havokjournal.com/politics/gag-order-bin-ladens-porn-collection-to-remain-classified/

 

[AKkeith]

Not a fan of goats anyway, but thank you.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

One might ask why. Well, here's what makes sense to this Marine - what they found is likely so vile (animals, kids, gay, all at once) that the administration is concerned that releasing this material would only perpetuate the sexual stereotype if that region.

 

[CQB]

Dang, I was waiting for a list, much like his book selection.

 

[RackMaster]

Dang, I was waiting for a list, much like his book selection.

Curious if he had the collection as you?

 

[CQB]

Well yes, but we get exotic over here. Kangaroo & wombat porn is pretty popular now and you won't believe what you can do with a bilby. No wonder they're endangered.

 

[Scotth]

After seeing the Kim Kardashian video, I'm long since done with "celebrity" porn.

 

[JBS]

"disseminate"

LOL. High level.

 

[Gypsy]

Not a fan of goats anyway, but thank you.

Well some people like to stare at them.

 

[x SF med]

Well some people like to stare at them.

Don't know whether to like or hate....

 

[Gypsy]

Don't know whether to like or hate....

G'head you know you love it.

 

[AWP]

Afghans would lose their minds over an old Maxim. Actual porn is an almost mythical property to them.

 

[digrar]

Well yes, but we get exotic over here. Kangaroo & wombat porn is pretty popular now and you won't believe what you can do with a bilby. No wonder they're endangered.

New South WELSHmen... :-"

Well some people like to stare at them.

I still haven't finished that book. Did it get better towards the back end?

 

[Totentanz]

I still haven't finished that book. Did it get better towards the back end?

Of the goat?

 

[AWP]

Did it get better towards the back end?

It always gets better at the back end.

 

[x SF med]

Afghans would lose their minds over an old Maxim. Actual porn is an almost mythical property to them.

How much did you make selling your collection before exfil? It paid off your house, right?

 

[RackMaster]

I wonder who has the ammo crate of freaky Euro porn we inherited from the Dutch is now.

 

[JohnnyBoyUSMC]

I wonder who has the ammo crate of freaky Euro porn we inherited from the Dutch is now.

Lol, makes me wonder what happened to the growing pile of porn we left for our relief in Ramadi. These days it's prob sitting in some IS asshole's room, hidden under piles of Qur'an's he "piously reads every day". In his room. Alone. With the doors locked. With a large tub of jelly.

 

[JohnnyBoyUSMC]

How much did you make selling your collection before exfil? It paid off your house, right?

I don't think trading a few goats and one of the guys daughters would be enough to pay off anything in America

 

[Gypsy]

I still haven't finished that book. Did it get better towards the back end?

Gosh sorry, I missed this. I didn't read the book just saw the movie. It was pretty bad all around, probably due to the acting.