Six-Two
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Hey All,
After months of deliberation, I enlisted last year as a 38B in the Reserves after watching this video. Okay, I thought, so I won't be OAF, but at least I can learn to shoot, move, and communicate, and maybe kick over a table and shoot dudes from the seated position.
So imagine my surprise when I arrived to my unit and found that 10% couldn't pass an APFT. Probably 60% don't know the 5 pillars of CA. Fully 90% spend the majority of drill on their phones ducking 1SG because they're behind on their MEDPROs. They shoot once, maybe twice a year. At the last NTC, the SBCT that we supplement left their motherfucking Strykers running and unattended.
Given that we're ramping up for a near-peer conflict, the idea of deploying with a morbidly-obese dude who can't remember what his job is and hasn't shot since last fucking April is pretty scary to me. Not like "AH! COMBAT!" But like... If I'm gonna be in a fight, I sure as fuck don't want it to be a fair one. I want to absolutely obliterate the enemy with such ludicrously vicious, dizzying, ball-kicking force and/or element of surprise that they literally have no idea what hit them, and move the fuck on. Barring that, I'd like to be shooting next to guys who don't know what tape is and who won't leave the fucking Stryker open for Kim Jong-Whoever-The-Fuck to jump in.
So I'm wondering if any of you green-faced, snake-eating, door-kicking, ODA-beard-wearing types can give a young PFC some indication of what to do. Time to put on my "NGSF OR BUST" T-shirt and start rucking? Take what I can get and just try and get all the AFRICOM deployments so I can grow a beard and live off base and shoot guns? Finish my degree and submit an application for a DO job with everybody's favorite three-letter? Something else I'm not party to?
I go to Benning for BCT in July, then Bragg. So theoretically, I could pop smoke/try my ass off to get another MOS/cut off my fingerprints and change my identity to reenlist as an 18-X/finish college and put in for CIA. I got a 99AFQT, and have about 18 months of college left, if I had to guess. I'm strong, but my run sucks because I haven't trained in two months (rolled my ankle training). I'm 29. I'd like to commission at some point if I'm gonna make a career out of this. If I don't, Directorate of Ops would be pretty neat. But a reserve opportunity where I can run with some solid dudes would be tits.
Any pointers or peeps that I could reach out to would be greatly appreciated; ideally I can take this post down in a day or two and regain what shred of OPSEC/PERSEC there is left in this world. Thanks all.
After months of deliberation, I enlisted last year as a 38B in the Reserves after watching this video. Okay, I thought, so I won't be OAF, but at least I can learn to shoot, move, and communicate, and maybe kick over a table and shoot dudes from the seated position.
So imagine my surprise when I arrived to my unit and found that 10% couldn't pass an APFT. Probably 60% don't know the 5 pillars of CA. Fully 90% spend the majority of drill on their phones ducking 1SG because they're behind on their MEDPROs. They shoot once, maybe twice a year. At the last NTC, the SBCT that we supplement left their motherfucking Strykers running and unattended.
Given that we're ramping up for a near-peer conflict, the idea of deploying with a morbidly-obese dude who can't remember what his job is and hasn't shot since last fucking April is pretty scary to me. Not like "AH! COMBAT!" But like... If I'm gonna be in a fight, I sure as fuck don't want it to be a fair one. I want to absolutely obliterate the enemy with such ludicrously vicious, dizzying, ball-kicking force and/or element of surprise that they literally have no idea what hit them, and move the fuck on. Barring that, I'd like to be shooting next to guys who don't know what tape is and who won't leave the fucking Stryker open for Kim Jong-Whoever-The-Fuck to jump in.
So I'm wondering if any of you green-faced, snake-eating, door-kicking, ODA-beard-wearing types can give a young PFC some indication of what to do. Time to put on my "NGSF OR BUST" T-shirt and start rucking? Take what I can get and just try and get all the AFRICOM deployments so I can grow a beard and live off base and shoot guns? Finish my degree and submit an application for a DO job with everybody's favorite three-letter? Something else I'm not party to?
I go to Benning for BCT in July, then Bragg. So theoretically, I could pop smoke/try my ass off to get another MOS/cut off my fingerprints and change my identity to reenlist as an 18-X/finish college and put in for CIA. I got a 99AFQT, and have about 18 months of college left, if I had to guess. I'm strong, but my run sucks because I haven't trained in two months (rolled my ankle training). I'm 29. I'd like to commission at some point if I'm gonna make a career out of this. If I don't, Directorate of Ops would be pretty neat. But a reserve opportunity where I can run with some solid dudes would be tits.
Any pointers or peeps that I could reach out to would be greatly appreciated; ideally I can take this post down in a day or two and regain what shred of OPSEC/PERSEC there is left in this world. Thanks all.