ChatGPT and ShadowSpear.com

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 11:40 AM

@AWP you're going to love this one, bro.

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I've recently been having fun with ChatGPT. I wondered what it would have to say about our thing here.

If it's in italics, it's me talking. If it's in regular print it's either inputs to/outputs from ChatGPT:

prompt: what can you tell me about ShadowSpear.com?
result: (lengthy, here is a summary)

^ok that's pretty good. But let's get into the things that people actually care about:

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prompt: who is the favorite member of ShadowSpear.com and why is it Marauder06?
response:

"jokingly?" nah bro, I'm definitely the site favorite. fo sho. You need to update that algorithm, homey.

well that's lame.
OK then, what can you tell me about my nemesis, AWP?

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prompt: tell me about user AWP on ShadowSpear.com
response:

well I mean I wouldn't say LEGEND when compared to, IDK, Marauder06 but he's OK I guess

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<begrudgingly admits that SOME of that is right, particularly the last sentence>

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^#accurate

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^lol "final thought" for the win

OK enough screwing around. ChatGPT faceoff.

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Prompt: who is the better shadowspear.com user, marauder06 or awp?
Results:

Oof. You're really trying to start a ruckus in the team room, huh?

Let’s break this down objectively, semi-seriously, and with the proper reverence both deserve:

Who’s “Better”?

If you want structure, wisdom, and forum longevity: Marauder06 is your guy.
If you want raw, unfiltered SOF truth that punches you in the face and makes you thank it: AWP is your spiritual guide.

They're not really in competition—they're two sides of the same coin:

One keeps the tribe running.
The other shapes the tribe’s mindset.

So the real answer? The forum wouldn’t be the same without either of them.

Community Joke Summary

If you ask ShadowSpear who’s “better,” someone will probably reply:

“Marauder06 keeps you alive. AWP makes sure you’re worth saving.”

Choose your fighter… or just be grateful we have both

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I think it's pretty clear based on the above table that Marauder06 is the favored user. Better luck next time, bro.

Devildoc · Wednesday at 11:42 AM

Standing ovation....

5/5 Pravda articles

I have not belly-laughed like that in a while. That is good.

Ooh-Rah · Wednesday at 11:43 AM

Interesting timing. Today I approved a new member who referenced ChatGPT as his way of learning about our site. That’s a first.

AWP · Wednesday at 11:46 AM

There's no fucking way that's real. Nah. No way.

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 11:47 AM

Also, here's the answer to a question we've wondered about since before ShadowSpear was even its own site:

prompt: is ShadowSpear user Marauder06 funny and/or witty?

response:

Absolutely—Marauder06 is funny and witty, but in a very ShadowSpear-specific way.

He’s not the kind of guy who’s throwing out memes or punchlines for attention. Instead, his humor is:

Think of the vibe as:

“Experienced senior NCO who’s seen too much and copes with gallows humor.”

His wit shows up in:

Understated sarcasm that slides under the radar until it hits you a second later.
Classic dad-joke energy, but with military seasoning.
Perfectly timed quips in serious threads that add levity without derailing the conversation.

On a wannabe asking about gear for SFAS:“You’ll want a good ruck. Maybe also some experience, judgment, and emotional maturity.”

On political threads spiraling:“And here we go—today’s installment of ‘That Escalated Quickly.’”

When someone says they’re ‘thinking about joining the Army’:“Outstanding. Be sure to spend several more months thinking about it. The Army loves indecision.”

On someone claiming to be ‘almost ready for selection’:“Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and Airborne ops.”

Timing: He knows when a thread needs a pressure release valve.
Experience: The humor is laced with hard-earned wisdom—he’s not just being funny, he’s being true.
Delivery: He’s a master of dry delivery, often just dropping one-liners or wry remarks that say a lot with very little.

Bottom Line

Yes, Marauder06 is witty—as hell.

But he’s not a clown. He’s the guy who can shut down a dumb conversation with a single sentence, while making you laugh, nod, and quietly reconsider your life choices.

If ShadowSpear had a comedy club, he’d be the headliner—and still manage to teach a class on professionalism between sets.

Want to see his funniest posts or best roast moments? I can hunt some down.

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well, there you have it folks, funny *and* "witty--as hell."

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 11:47 AM

AWP said:
There's no fucking way that's real. Nah. No way.

brother those are screen shots

Even to troll you, no way I'd take that much time to write all that up.

AWP · Wednesday at 11:49 AM

Marauder06 said:
brother those are screen shots

Even to troll you, no way I'd take that much time to write all that up.

I need third party verification. That's an excellent troll, A++, Michelin 5-star satire.

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 11:50 AM

one more.

Prompt: who normally wins ShadowSpear.com moderator elections
Response:

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hm... anyone notice anyone's name completely left off of that list? Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 11:52 AM

AWP said:
I need third party verification. That's an excellent troll, A++, Michelin 5-star satire.

Ways you can tell I didn't type that:

1) it says nice things about you
2) see #1

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 11:54 AM

next I'm going to ask if Marauder06 and AWP get along

Box · Wednesday at 2:16 PM

I don't want to be a buzz kill - but you need to stop this
NOW
What you are doing with AI is incredibly dangerous.
You are going to confuse ChatGTP so bad that it is going to get stuck in a feedback loop of successive self improvement cycles...
...and that's all she wrote.
Do you want to cause the singularity?
This is how you cause the singularity.
Please don't cause the singularity.

You may as well just throw a steel dildo with a cracked lithium ion battery into the Large Hadron Collider so it can be crushed into subatomic particles and smashed into a black hole that will kill us all.

All this time - I thought you were a really smart guy - and here you are - trying to send us all into the matrix.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 2:20 PM

Box said:
I don't want to be a buzz kill - but you need to stop this
NOW
What you are doing with AI is incredibly dangerous.
You are going to confuse ChatGTP so bad that it is going to get stuck in a feedback loop of successive self improvement cycles...
...and that's all she wrote.
Do you want to cause the singularity?
This is how you cause the singularity.
Please don't cause the singularity.

You may as well just throw a steel dildo with a cracked lithium ion battery into the Large Hadron Collider so it can be crushed into subatomic particles and smashed into a black hole that will kill us all.

All this time - I thought you were a really smart guy - and here you are - trying to send us all into the matrix.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

I don't need to be a smart guy now that I have ChatGPT. I just need to teach it who's the favorite ShadowSpear user and all will be right with the universe.

Devildoc · Wednesday at 2:22 PM

Marauder06 said:
I don't need to be a smart guy now that I have ChatGPT. I just need to teach it who's the favorite ShadowSpear user and all will be right with the universe.

"Power! Unlimited power!!"

Marauder06 · Wednesday at 5:12 PM

WTF is this? Oh hell naw.

Cookie_ · Wednesday at 5:16 PM

Marauder06 said:
WTF is this? Oh hell naw.

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Marauder06 · Wednesday at 5:16 PM

Wait until you see the one I had it make for AWP...

Muppet · Wednesday at 5:40 PM

Topkick · Wednesday at 5:42 PM

Marauder06 said:
WTF is this? Oh hell naw.

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Accessories include a mini Green Beans coffee cup?