Direct Commission Army Cyber

[Rapid]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?



Damn, wrong kind of "cyber"... Sorry.

 

[Devildoc]

I am in the process of putting together a package to commission in the Navy through DC in Intel. What I have found through speaking with others who have been selected is that it is highly competitive (at least for the Supply Corps and Intel, can't speak to any of the other offerings). Most candidates already have a master's degree or higher.

My nephew is trying to DC for intel in Dallas (Texas). Has a masters in intl relations, is marginal with Urdu (his dad, my former bro-in-law, is Paki). He is having a hell of a time, his hang up is getting a waiver for cholesterol (controlled with meds). Right now it is cray-stupid competitive if you need a waiver for controlled chol. He is former Army, too, psy warfare.

I don't know about every community, when I DC'd in 2003 it was very competitive. My 'back-up plan' was AF.