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Marauder06

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http://www.stripes.com/news/corps-o...tic-boxers-to-marines-in-afghanistan-1.140899

"Ballistic Briefs," Going Commando in 2011:

Marines in Afghanistan soon should be receiving ballistic underwear designed to protect troops’ most sensitive regions.
“The tagline on the product is: Protection for your privates, both literally and figuratively,” Edward Schmitt, of BCB International, which makes the protective gear, told Stars and Stripes during a recent demonstration of "Ballistic boxers."

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I think that if you add "highly intelligent" in there, it's an accurate description of your trollishness. "Evil genius" perhaps.
 
Mandatory? I always went tactical in the field. Hell, still do. Couldn't imagine being forced to confine the troops...
 
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