"Don't Touch My Junk!"

[Marauder06]

http://www.stripes.com/news/corps-o...tic-boxers-to-marines-in-afghanistan-1.140899

"Ballistic Briefs," Going Commando in 2011:

Marines in Afghanistan soon should be receiving ballistic underwear designed to protect troops’ most sensitive regions.
“The tagline on the product is: Protection for your privates, both literally and figuratively,” Edward Schmitt, of BCB International, which makes the protective gear, told Stars and Stripes during a recent demonstration of "Ballistic boxers."

 

[DA SWO]

So 1st Sgt will do a boxer check to ensure no one goes commando....

 

[Headshot]

I would wear them for other people's protection. They might also help muffle the clanking noise.

 

[RackMaster]

I would wear them for other people's protection. They might also help muffle the clanking noise.

That's what you get for wearing a metal cock ring and metal butt plug at the same time.

 

[x SF med]

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Marauder06]

So 1st Sgt will do a boxer check to ensure no one goes commando....

better than a cup check:eek:

 

[x SF med]

better than a cup check:eek:

...with 2 girls?

 

[Marauder06]

excellent vulgar, porno-related crossthreading.

 

[x SF med]

excellent vulgar, porno-related crossthreading.

Thank you, Sir... I have recently been told that I have a warped and twisted mind. Is that so wrong?

 

[Marauder06]

I think that if you add "highly intelligent" in there, it's an accurate description of your trollishness. "Evil genius" perhaps.

 

[x SF med]

I prefer... "Suuuuuuuuuuper Genius" ...and I buy all of my toys from Acme or one of it's subsidaries.

Meep, meep... my ass I bet it tastes like chicken, dammit.

 

[0699]

Mandatory? I always went tactical in the field. Hell, still do. Couldn't imagine being forced to confine the troops...

 

[pardus]

I wonder if the salesman shoots himself in the balls to show their effectiveness?

 

[mike_cos]

I wonder if the salesman shoots himself in the balls to show their effectiveness?

....are there?.....

 

[AWP]

Did they consult with Super Troopers first?

 

[Scotth]

You don't need any fancy underwear!

 

[LimaOscarSierraTango]

I'm surprised nobody has commented on penetration, or lack there of...

 

[Headshot]

I am inclined to inquire about the effect on back blast.