Finally, a "Class VI" Line of MREs!

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“In the Army, there are ten categories, or ‘classes,’ of supply,” explained Army researcher Dr. Hank Erin. “For example, Class I is food, Class V is ammunition, et cetera. Class VI is ‘personal demand’ items. This can be any number of things, hygiene items, snack food… but to most Soldiers, Class VI means ‘vice’ items, especially alcohol. In fact, when Soldiers talk about the ‘Class VI Shop’ on post, that’s always code for the ‘AAFES-run liquor store.’ Every time we talk to Soldiers about improving the MRE lineup, they always complain about the lack of Class VI. So now, in situations where Soldiers can’t make it to the Class VI Store, we bring the Class VI to them!”

Menu choices in the Class VI line are as follows:
1) Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola
2) Beer and Cigarettes
3) White Wine and Chocolate
4) Skoal and Dip Cup
5) Porn and Jergens
6) Red Man and Red Bull

In lieu of the ubiquitous Tabasco packs that are included in every MRE off of the traditional menu set, Soldiers will now receive a small pack of baked and shelled sunflower seeds. And instead of the usual toilet paper, a two-month-old copy of the Army Times will be included in every Class VI MRE. “Vegetarian” versions of this MRE line will O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer, nicotine gum, and Shirley Temple imitation cocktails.
 
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