Lol, good to know my first reaction to them was correct. Between the ninja, HSLD gear, and the one that looks like "Pat" from SNL. I guess you just have to be that "hard" if your gonna bury your firearms like a dog by your pool to begin with.
Examining this more closely reveals this to be the ultimate in gun fanatic porn. They dig the "dirty girl" up, cleaner her off then get in line to slam their mags into it and have their fun then get out of line for the next guy/thing.