Guest column from Gen. Abdel Fatah el-Sissi

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All my life, I’ve only had one dream – to be the biggest Sissi I could possibly be. My father was a Sissi, my grandfather was a Sissi, I come from a long line of great big Sissis and now, girlfriends, it’s time to show what a Sissi I can be.

I was never like the other boys growing up. I always knew I was different. While they played soldiers and boasted about girls, I only had one thing on my mind – to be the biggest Sissi the world has ever seen!
That’s when my father told me: “Son, if you want to be a big Sissi, there’s only one place for it – the Egyptian army. With the fancy uniforms, the big hats, the lines of men beneath you, you can go down in history as a truly great Sissi.”

In the beginning, it was tough. There weren’t as many of us in the army as I thought. Over time, I got to know other Sissis and formed our own little club. We looked out for each other, because the army can be a cruel place and it’s no place for a Sissi who can’t take it.

Some of recruits picked on me just because I was a Sissi. “Hey, Abdel” they would tease. “You Sissis are not fit for the army. Why don’t you go home to your mother? You hairdresser.”

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