To all my fellow professionals.
My daughter found some mini glow sticks. Now the dogs (dachshund, chihuahua, and a bull terrier) are all festive looking and shit. She's playing Darude's Sandstorm techno thing with a kazoo and I'm too sober for this nonsense.
…if, I ever got murdered by a high point, tell people I was fucked to death in a gay brothel. I don't want to be murdered by a high point problem solva…
The high point or the *ahem* “murder accessory”?What if it’s spray painted gold?