A NEW WEEK IS UPON US AND BOY WHAT A START!!!!11!!! DR. RUTH DIED? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABOUT BUTT SEX?!?!?!?????? THE INTERNET?!!!!??? ADRIANA CHECHIK??????!!! RICHARD SIMMONS????!!!!?!?!!! UNLIKE RICHARD, MONDAY IS NOT SUCKING DICK TO THE OLDIES!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE IN PENNSYLVANIA TRIED TO KILL SOME GUY AND NOW SOME PEOPLE ARE MAD!!!!! FIRST SPORTS TEAMS AND NOW SNIPERS, NO ONE IS CAPABLE OF A SUCCESSFUL OFFENSE IN PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!! UNLESS YOU COACH AT PENN STATE!!!!! DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS, BUT COERCION AND GROOMING TAKE SHOWERS!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WINS?????!?!??!!!!! MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, IT IS LIKE METH FOR THE SOUL!!!!!!! FUCK YOU, WALTER WHITE, WE HAVE CRYSTAL BLUE MONDAY FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEELING DOWN????!!!!! FEELING LOW?!1!!!??? HAVE A HOT CUP OF COFFEE, A COLD RED BULL, AND A WARM CAN OF SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE A MAN!!!! IF YOU CAN EVEN DEFINE THAT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!
MONDAY!!!!! BECAUSE ONLY A BITCH LOOKS FORWARD TO TUESDAY!!!!!!!
SOMEONE IN PENNSYLVANIA TRIED TO KILL SOME GUY AND NOW SOME PEOPLE ARE MAD!!!!! FIRST SPORTS TEAMS AND NOW SNIPERS, NO ONE IS CAPABLE OF A SUCCESSFUL OFFENSE IN PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!! UNLESS YOU COACH AT PENN STATE!!!!! DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS, BUT COERCION AND GROOMING TAKE SHOWERS!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WINS?????!?!??!!!!! MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, IT IS LIKE METH FOR THE SOUL!!!!!!! FUCK YOU, WALTER WHITE, WE HAVE CRYSTAL BLUE MONDAY FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEELING DOWN????!!!!! FEELING LOW?!1!!!??? HAVE A HOT CUP OF COFFEE, A COLD RED BULL, AND A WARM CAN OF SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE A MAN!!!! IF YOU CAN EVEN DEFINE THAT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!
MONDAY!!!!! BECAUSE ONLY A BITCH LOOKS FORWARD TO TUESDAY!!!!!!!
