How To Be An Operator

All that win in that video, and someones worried if dudes girlfriend has real or fake tits.

Ravage you couldn't land a chick like that if you were rolling deep pockets and actually had a personality. I mean not trying to talk shit, but I really doubt she would be impressed with your SOF picture collection.

The one cool thing about fake tits, is that you don't get the "one is bigger than the other" awkwardness...Not that it ever stopped me or anything!
 
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Dasboot, you really believe chicks give two fucks about what you did in the military? I can promise this if they actually know enough to be like "oh wow you're a Ranger" you probably don't want to mess with her. She has probably been taught by someone, and that someone was probably a dirty soul, who did dirty things.

My wife asked me what I did in the Army and I gave her a rundown, she looked at me like I had a Dick growing out of my forehead, and said "so you shoot guns and stuff". Yep pretty much...:rolleyes:
 
All that win in that video, and someones worried if dudes girlfriend has real or fake tits.

Ravage you couldn't land a chick like that if your were rolling deep pockets and actually had a personality. I mean not trying to talk shit, but I really doubt she would be impressed with your SOF picture collection.

The one cool thing about fake tits, is that you don't get the "one is bigger than the other" awkwardness...Not that it ever stopped me or anything!

Paging Dr. Amlove to the critical burn center.
 
Paging Dr. Amlove to the critical burn center.


He's not a doctor.... He's a PJ.... they have better hair and use more fiber based hair product.... and can shoot the bad guys..... sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.... they're friggin operators, dontcha know?:hmm::wall:
 
Dasboot, you really believe chicks give two fucks about what you did in the military? I can promise this if they actually know enough to be like "oh wow you're a Ranger" you probably don't want to mess with her. She has probably been taught by someone, and that someone was probably a dirty soul, who did dirty things.

My wife asked me what I did in the Army and I gave her a rundown, she looked at me like I had a Dick growing out of my forehead, and said "so you shoot guns and stuff". Yep pretty much...:rolleyes:

Hey I didn't say that it would help you get Mrs. Right. But I'm sure it'll help you get mrs. Daddy issues lol every cool job has its groupies! Though i will agree that you don't want to hang around for anything more than an awkward morning with females like that...
 
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YOU can't, Rav. However, I'm willing to bet that certain other people (cback, Deathy, me, EVERYONE else) could get our dick beaters on her chesticles with little effort. Airfare/cost of petrol not included.

I broke my ankle in 95 at Bragg. I told chicks that I was a fucking bull rider, thinking they would be impressed. Girls don't care about that shit. Then I told the truth and said I was a Paratrooper and again, they did not care. When I met Kim, I told her what I did and we clicked. That's it. Nothing else. Kim was truly into what I did in the Army. She actually made me re-d0 (darken) my jump wings tattoo on my rt. firearm I got in the Army, she was that proud. Sorry, little off target. Ravage. I won't spank you since you have gotten your pee pee spanked already.

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My wife and I have been married for 6 years now, she still tells people that I use to shoot guns and stuff in the Army. She is all proud to tell people I was a soldier, etc, than its "what did he do" oh he shot guns and stuff...

I love her, she is a wonderful mother and wife, just don't ask her where the dip-stick is on her car. LOL
 
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