(Humor) Instructions for Paratroopers

[EverSoLost]

So easy a caveman can do it.....;)

 

[pardus]

LMAO! Nice one!

 

[car]

That had to have been a "note to self" from an MI officer.

 

[Centermass]

That had to have been a "note to self" from an MI officer.

or some overworked, pissed off loadmaster........lol.

 

[Rapid]

It's just a shame most people these days aren't capable of doing something so 'simple'.

 

[QC]

5. Forget awareness count

6. Do not concentratre on warm sensation in pants

 

[jakobisrex]

5. Forget awareness count

6. Do not concentratre on warm sensation in pants

I just laughed out loud!!!

 

[Walker613]

5. Forget awareness count

6. Do not concentratre on warm sensation in pants

Lol. That's a good point. A friend of mine tried skydiving, and he pissed himself.

 

[pardus]

Lol. That's a good point. A friend of mine tried skydiving, and he pissed himself.

So why haven't you done it?

 

[Walker613]

I don't know a place around where I live that does it. My friend did it when he visited his dad's house.

 

[pardus]

I don't know a place around where I live that does it. My friend did it when he visited his dad's house.

Bullshit.

Find a place, do it and then you can talk shit about it, until then STFU!

An asshole that talks down to a fail is lower that scum of one who tried and failed!

 

[Walker613]

I'm trying to find a place. I want to do it.

 

[pardus]

I'm trying to find a place. I want to do it.

Don't try, do it.

That is your Mantra now, got it?

 

[Walker613]

Got it.

 

[AWP]

Walker, most places won't take you until you are 18.

Can't find a place to do it? Did you Google anything like "places to skydive?"

Try this: www.uspa.org

 

[AWP]

P.S. The irony of legs commenting on a thread about paratroopers isn't lost on me.

Repeat after me kids: being a paratrooper isn't the same as being a skydiver and making one tandem makes you a skydiver like one home movie makes you a porn star.

 

[HOLLiS]

P.S. The irony of legs commenting on a thread about paratroopers isn't lost on me.

Repeat after me kids: being a paratrooper isn't the same as being a skydiver and making one tandem makes you a skydiver like one home movie makes you a porn star.

Best post, IMHO... but then I am a terra ferma believer. :)

 

[Ravage]

I saw a photo of a Swick RHIB where it said: "get in, sit down, shut up, hold on" - golden.

 

[AWP]

There was a DC-3 used for skydiving back in the 70's that had something similar. Variations of it have been around for decades.

 

[pardus]

I was at a bar with my mate the other day, these two guys came in, boasting about how they'd just done their first tandem skydive, talking it up to the skanky barmaid with the big tits.

My mate asked them something like how high did you jump etc... "They said X feet, why? have YOU ever done anything like that?"

My mate responded "Only about 1200 times..."

I nearly spat my beer on the floor lol