(Humor) Instructions for Paratroopers

EverSoLost

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So easy a caveman can do it.....;)
 

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It's just a shame most people these days aren't capable of doing something so 'simple'. :D
 

Walker613

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I don't know a place around where I live that does it. My friend did it when he visited his dad's house.
 

pardus

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I don't know a place around where I live that does it. My friend did it when he visited his dad's house.

Bullshit.

Find a place, do it and then you can talk shit about it, until then STFU!

An asshole that talks down to a fail is lower that scum of one who tried and failed!
 

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Walker, most places won't take you until you are 18.

Can't find a place to do it? Did you Google anything like "places to skydive?"

Try this: www.uspa.org
 

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P.S. The irony of legs commenting on a thread about paratroopers isn't lost on me.

Repeat after me kids: being a paratrooper isn't the same as being a skydiver and making one tandem makes you a skydiver like one home movie makes you a porn star.
 

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There was a DC-3 used for skydiving back in the 70's that had something similar. Variations of it have been around for decades.
 

pardus

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I was at a bar with my mate the other day, these two guys came in, boasting about how they'd just done their first tandem skydive, talking it up to the skanky barmaid with the big tits.

My mate asked them something like how high did you jump etc... "They said X feet, why? have YOU ever done anything like that?"

My mate responded "Only about 1200 times..."

I nearly spat my beer on the floor lol
 
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