Box
Verified SOF
- Joined
- Mar 19, 2018
- Messages
- 2,638
It's hump day people.
Wednesday.
The middle of the weak.
"But Box, you spelled "weak" wrong !!!"
No.
No I didn't.
Monday was two days ago. There are numerous topical bits of information that we could have talked about on Monday - but someone - nobody specific...
...just "SomeOne" that usually posts very robust threads on Monday to help all of us face the coming week:
HAPPY MONDAY FROM THE BOOK SUPPOSITORY BUILDING!!!!
THE SHERIFF IS A MONDAY!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A VENEZUELAN IN JAIL?
...but we didn't get such a post this weak
...we haven't seen such a post in SEVERAL 'weaks'
Where’s the usual “ITS MONDAY” battle cry that shakes the walls and rattles the internet?
The board feels eerily quiet, on Mondays lately - like a public library in the internet age.
Did someone hit snooze on their Monday mojo?
Or worse, did the weekend news finally out-sarcasm our self appointed master of Monday mayhem?
Who knows?
Not me.
We’re used to starting the week with loud, unapologetic commentary, dissecting the weekend’s quiet chaos with surgical precision. Almost as if it were an art form; calling out events and behavior that may have slid under the radar.
Headlines that whisper instead of shout.
But today? Nothing.
Last weak? Nada.
The weak before that? Crickets.
...and the weak before THAT? Nothing, Nada, Crickets.
Did Monday break you?
Did the news cycle finally win?
It’s not like the traditional "Monday Post-Master" to leave the board hanging.
We’re all here, waiting for the fireworks, the sarcasm, the “ITS MONDAY” declaration that reminds us the week has officially begun.
...instead, we’re left staring at an empty board, wondering if the Monday warrior has gone soft.
Weak on Mondays?
Say it ain’t so!
Don’t let this silence become a trend.
UNLEASH THE FURY
...KICKSTART THE WEEK!!!
So, just a friendly nudge.
...get back in the game.
The board is calling, and Monday is waiting for its champion. Don’t let us down.
Don't be "Weak on Mondays"
Or - you could just "resign" in protest - that seems to be what folks do these days when things get tough.
It's ok...
We'll still "love" you - and since you are a veteran, we won't even be able to make fun of you for quitting.
Wednesday.
The middle of the weak.
"But Box, you spelled "weak" wrong !!!"
No.
No I didn't.
Monday was two days ago. There are numerous topical bits of information that we could have talked about on Monday - but someone - nobody specific...
...just "SomeOne" that usually posts very robust threads on Monday to help all of us face the coming week:
HAPPY MONDAY FROM THE BOOK SUPPOSITORY BUILDING!!!!
THE SHERIFF IS A MONDAY!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A VENEZUELAN IN JAIL?
...but we didn't get such a post this weak
...we haven't seen such a post in SEVERAL 'weaks'
Where’s the usual “ITS MONDAY” battle cry that shakes the walls and rattles the internet?
The board feels eerily quiet, on Mondays lately - like a public library in the internet age.
Did someone hit snooze on their Monday mojo?
Or worse, did the weekend news finally out-sarcasm our self appointed master of Monday mayhem?
Who knows?
Not me.
We’re used to starting the week with loud, unapologetic commentary, dissecting the weekend’s quiet chaos with surgical precision. Almost as if it were an art form; calling out events and behavior that may have slid under the radar.
Headlines that whisper instead of shout.
But today? Nothing.
Last weak? Nada.
The weak before that? Crickets.
...and the weak before THAT? Nothing, Nada, Crickets.
Did Monday break you?
Did the news cycle finally win?
It’s not like the traditional "Monday Post-Master" to leave the board hanging.
We’re all here, waiting for the fireworks, the sarcasm, the “ITS MONDAY” declaration that reminds us the week has officially begun.
...instead, we’re left staring at an empty board, wondering if the Monday warrior has gone soft.
Weak on Mondays?
Say it ain’t so!
Don’t let this silence become a trend.
UNLEASH THE FURY
...KICKSTART THE WEEK!!!
So, just a friendly nudge.
...get back in the game.
The board is calling, and Monday is waiting for its champion. Don’t let us down.
Don't be "Weak on Mondays"
Or - you could just "resign" in protest - that seems to be what folks do these days when things get tough.
It's ok...
We'll still "love" you - and since you are a veteran, we won't even be able to make fun of you for quitting.
