LET'S GO MONDAY!!!!!

[AWP]

THAT'S RIGHT! BACK BY I-DON'T-GIVE-A-SHIT DEMAND: MOTIVATION MONDAY!!!!!11!!!!! NEW SITE, NEW ME, SAME OLD MONDAY!!!! ALSO, SAME OLD ME!!!!!!

TIRED? LOST? COFFEE NOT WORKING FOR YOU AND YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR METH????!!??!! FUCK OFF AND GROW A PAIR!!!! LOSERS CRY ABOUT MONDAY, BUT WINNERS EMBRACE THE DAY AND FUCK THE PROM QUEEN!!!!! OR BECOME THE PROM QUEEN AND AN NCAA SWIMMER!!!!!!!! SOME OF YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOVE TO SWIM!!!!!

SURE, JESUS CAME BACK ON A SUNDAY BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF MONDAY, BUT ARE YOU AFRAID OF MONDAY?!!!!???!? FUCK THAT!!!! YOU'RE BETTER THAN JESUS!!!!!!!

JUST AS REAL AS HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP, MONDAY IS HERE!!!!! UNLIKE THAT LAPTOP, YOU AREN'T EXPOSED BY SOME TWO-BIT REPAIR SHOP!!!!! OR ARE YOU???!!!!?!!!! DIVERSIFY YO' BONDS AND DEGAUSS THAT HARD DRIVE!!!!!! DON'T BE THAT GUY OR THAT GIRL (WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU, @pardus) WHO ALLOWS MONDAY TO WIN!!!!! TAKE WHATEVER THE DAY THROWS AT YOU LIKE PROXY PAGE AND A BUNCH OF GOLF BALLS!!! YOU'VE GOT THIS YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! LAUGH AT THE DAY LIKE A VICE PRESIDENT TOURING EUROPE!!!!!! 24 HOURS TO FLATTEN THE DAY'S CURVE AND IF A NEW VARIANT RETURNS NEXT WEEK?!??!??!!!!!

WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!!!! BE THE BETTER PERSON AND FUCK MONDAY IN THE ASS!!!!!
VENI, VIDI, MONDAY CAN EAT A DICK!!!!!!!!

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Steve1839]

Thorazine would fix this...

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Ooh-Rah]

SURE, JESUS CAME BACK ON A SUNDAY BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF MONDAY, BUT ARE YOU AFRAID OF MONDAY?!!!!???!? FUCK THAT!!!! YOU'RE BETTER THAN JESUS!!!!!!!

Quote of the day.

 

[Chopstick]

@AWP keeping the Manic in Manic Monday.

 

[ShamgarTheJudge]

I went on a run before I saw this. I wish I hadn’t after seeing this.

 

[Muppet]

HE'S FUCKING BACK AND HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE! My short Irish Jew Johnson is partially erect and I'm emotionally bankrupt!

Sweet jumping Jesus on a seamless pogo stick!

 

[Archangel27]

Nice to see this back. Here's to giving the Rona a kick up the backside.

 

[BloodStripe]

Had today off so I’ve been doing yard work since around 1300, to include burning a large amount of pine needles. Fire is just about out and I am ready to head inside to ice my back. Getting old sucks.