UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, MONDAY DOESN'T RETIRE!!!!!!!!! MONDAY DOESN'T GET BETTER WITH AGE BECAUSE MONDAY NEVER AGES!!!!!!! TIME TO WAKE UP AND FACE FUCK THE WEEK!!!!!! THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT TITLE FOR A MOVIE!!!!!! MONDAY STARS AS THE INCORRUPTIBLE FBI AGENT AND TUESDAY IS A PSYCHOPATHIC KILLER. TO STOP TUESDAY'S REIGN OF TERROR MONDAY MUST GO UNDERCOVER IN THE MOST SURPRISING MANNER YET!!! DIRECTED BY JOHN WOO, SHADOWSPEAR PRESENTS.... FACE/FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
TUESDAY HAS SMALL HANDS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SMALL HANDS!!!!!! TIME TO PUSH THIS WEEK INTO THE DRAIN AND WAFFLE STOMP IT!!!! TUESDAY'S A BIGGER PILE OF BULLSHIT THAN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!!! TUESDAY'S MORE FUCKED UP THAN A CLINTON....ANY CLINTON!!!!! IF TRUMP WERE A MONDAY HE WOULD WIN WITH 99% OF THE POPULAR VOTE AND 110% OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE!!!! ALWAYS GIVE 110% BECAUSE FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!! MONDAY WILL PUT MORE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST THAN MAINLINING TESTOSTERONE!!!!!!!!
REMEMBER, MONDAY DOESN'T MAKE CORNFLAKES, IT MAKES ORPHANS!!!!!!!! BE LIKE MONDAY!!!!!!!!
TUESDAY HAS SMALL HANDS AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SMALL HANDS!!!!!! TIME TO PUSH THIS WEEK INTO THE DRAIN AND WAFFLE STOMP IT!!!! TUESDAY'S A BIGGER PILE OF BULLSHIT THAN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!!! TUESDAY'S MORE FUCKED UP THAN A CLINTON....ANY CLINTON!!!!! IF TRUMP WERE A MONDAY HE WOULD WIN WITH 99% OF THE POPULAR VOTE AND 110% OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE!!!! ALWAYS GIVE 110% BECAUSE FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!! MONDAY WILL PUT MORE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST THAN MAINLINING TESTOSTERONE!!!!!!!!
REMEMBER, MONDAY DOESN'T MAKE CORNFLAKES, IT MAKES ORPHANS!!!!!!!! BE LIKE MONDAY!!!!!!!!
