Not Work Safe NEW SERIES: MAKING A MONDAY-ER

[AWP]

TIME TO HIT YOU HARDER THAN THE INTRO TO "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE"!!!!!! TIME TO BEAT THIS WEEK LIKE RODNEY KING!!! TIME TO BE MONDAY'S HUCKLEBERRY!!!!!!!!!

I SAW THIS PIECE OF MONDAY PROPAGANDA, PROBABLY WRITTEN BY DEATHY GUEVARA, ON MONDAY CAUSING "THE BLUES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE SO IF THAT'S ON A MONDAY I AM DOWN LIKE A CL....LIKE A FUCKING BOMB, CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/heres-why-you-hate-mondays/2006/10/06/1159641511693.html

Scientists have discovered a cure for the dreaded Monday morning blues - stop sleeping in on weekends.

OH! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! STOP SLEEPING IN, EMBRACE YOUR WEEK OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND MISERY, AND STAY ON TARGET!!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT DEATH STAR ACK-ACK, HANG IN THERE, STAY ON TARGET, AND SHOOT A TORPEDO IN A TRASH CAN BECAUSE FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN 5 DAYS WITHOUT ENOUGH SLEEP?!?!?!?!?! NOT BEING A PUSSY!!!!1!!!!!!!111111111!!!! HERE'S HOW TO BEAT THE "MONDAY BLUES" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK SOME DONKEY-CHOKING BEDWETTER CALLS THEM!!!!!!!

STEP 1: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!

STEP 2: BE AN ADULT!!!!!!!!

TO STEAL FROM SOME PRETTY FUNNY GUYS: PROBLEM SOLVED, PROBLEM STAYING SOLVED, MONDAY LEADS THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Frank S.]

We ain't gonna be in no fire, not today!

 

[DocIllinois]

 

[Salt USMC]

DEATHY GUEVARA

You rang?

 

[AWP]

You rang?

KNOW YOUR ROLE, JABRONI!!!!!!!! AS OUR TOKEN LIBERAL YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM OUR FREEDOM AND MONDAY THREADS.....WHICH ARE THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Grunt]

This Monday has gone exceedingly far beyond NORMALCY! This Monday has began to be EXCEEDINGLY WONDERFUL!

LONG LIVE, MONDAY!

 

[x SF med]

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Totentanz]

This Monday has gone exceedingly far beyond NORMALCY!

But is it Far Beyond Driven?

 

[Salt USMC]

KNOW YOUR ROLE, JABRONI!!!!!!!! AS OUR TOKEN LIBERAL YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM OUR FREEDOM AND MONDAY THREADS.....WHICH ARE THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's racist.

 

[Muppet]

Merica...

M.

 

[Gunz]

Monday is like shooting a thousand bullets at people who hate Monday.

 

[x SF med]

That's racist.

Dude, liberal is not a race... it's a choice...

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Dude, liberal is not a race... it's a choice...

How can you bring that kind of thinking into this thread? Do you believe for a second that Deathy (or anyone for that matter) would choose to live the lifestyle of a liberal? The everyday ridicule, having to act "all manly" with his friends, afraid at any moment that he could be outed ? This very important scientific study only reinforces that fact that while @Deathy McDeath may be a Lunatic Liberal, it was not by choice.

Is being liberal a choice?


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[x SF med]

Alas, another Tuesday rolls in to quench the awesome from a MONDAY thread.... buh, bye MONDAY.