Not Work Safe NOT EVEN A COMET CAN KILL MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[AWP]

I WOKE UP WITH A MIGRAINE THIS MORNING AND STARTED TO THINK THIS DAY WOULD SUCK BUT THEN I REALIZED I WAS BLESSED. BLESSED WITH OPPORTUNITY. BLESSED WITH ENERGY! BLESSED WITH MONDAY!!!!! NOW I'M ALL "FUCK THAT, MONDAY'S HERE!!! I'LL TACKLE THIS DAY LIKE JOE PESCI: WITH A PEN TO THE NECK!!!!!!!

MONDAY’S LIKE A FLAMETHROWER WITH A BAYONET!!!! MONDAY’S AN ANTI-TANK SHOTGUN!!!!!!! MONDAY IS THE TAUNTAUN IN A COLD, COLD WEEK!!!!!!!! NO MATTER WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE YOU NEED TO STAY ALIVE AND REPEL THE FORCES OF DARKNESS USING A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!

SO WHATCHA’ GONNA’ DO WHEN MONDAYMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU? GIVE THAT DAY A BIG BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!!! TO ALL MY MONDAYMANIACS: SAY YOUR PRAYERS, EAT YOUR VITAMINS, AND YOU’LL NEVER GO WRONG!!!!!!!!! ALSO, DON’T SAY RACIST SHIT BUT IF YOU CAN FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND’S HOT WIFE WITH HIS PERMISSION THAT’S OKAY!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS IN THE KLAN? TUESDAY!!!!!!!

‘MERICA UBER ALLES!!!!!!!!

 

[x SF med]

I think you need a few more gallons of coffee, this Monday Rave was a bit weak compared to most of the others you've posted. You only get a B+ this week, this will harm your AWP GPA.

 

[Rapid]

I had this Monday off. It was even more magnificent than usual.

 

[AWP]

I think you need a few more gallons of coffee, this Monday Rave was a bit weak compared to most of the others you've posted. You only get a B+ this week, this will harm your AWP GPA.

KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!!!! DO YOU EVEN POSSESS THE RIGHT MOS TO MAKE THAT STATEMENT?1?!?!?! WAR PROFITEERS DON'T HAVE A GPA, OUR WORTH IS MEASURED IN MULTICAM NYLON, BITCHES, BEARDS, AND OVERSEAS INVESTMENTS!!!!!. EVEN YOUR VIAGRA-SNORTING SELF SHOULD HAVE A FREEDOM BONER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bypass]

LOL

 

[Florida173]

Most of us are probably not working today.. I would opt to call this more like Sunday²

 

[Salt USMC]

Columbus can kill off an entire nation of people, but he can't kill off my hatred of Mondays!!

 

[AWP]

Columbus can kill off an entire nation of people, but he can't kill off my hatred of Mondays!!

YOU'RE JUST A BAD TROLL, BUT IN CASE I'M WRONG MAY YOU RECEIVE A THOUSAND US GOVERNMENT BLANKETS FOR CHRISTMAS!!! THAT'S RIGHT, "CHRISTMAS!!!" YOU THINK MONDAY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR "HOLIDAYS?" NEGATIVE!!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR "CHRISTMAS" THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD MOVE TO SOME PAGAN LAND LIKE CANADA OR MONTREAL OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Muppet]

Even though I am working because paramedics work on "holidays", I will tell you I have a freedom boner that a prom queen would love to see. This post makes me want to be a better man! GOD DAMN MERICA! CHEST NEEDLES FOR ALL! Toe pain? CHEST NEEDLE! Vaginal bleed? CHEST NEEDLE! AMI? CHEST NEEDLE! Teeth itch? CHEST NEEDLE GOD DAMN IT!

M.

 

[medicchick]

How do I know it's Monday? When I'm driving a 5 year old to school in 45° weather in a Jeep with no doors or top. Who needs coffee when that shit will wake you up.:-/

 

[Marine0311]

MARINES LOVE MONDAYS!

 

[Grunt]

EVERYONE ELSE THINKS MONDAYS SUCK...THEREFORE, I EMBRACE IT TO THE FULLEST......

 

[x SF med]

Mondays are to every other day, what Sorrels are to other cold weather footgear.

 

[Freggel]

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not a skill but a habit

 

[Totentanz]

But do you know what CAN kill Monday? Tuesday...

 

[Florida173]

But do you know what CAN kill Monday? Tuesday...

Although I'm sure that @Freefalling will remind us that Monday keeps coming around every week.

 

[Muppet]

But do you know what CAN kill Monday? Tuesday...

Tomorrow is MY Friday. Off for 3 days. Next week, I have a fucking vacation from E.M.S. homie! I have a Halloween party on the 23rd. which happens to be my bday. Maria is going as a pirate wench and I am going as a cowboy....

M.

 

[Gunz]

Request threadlock. Tuesdays suck.

 

[x SF med]

Tomorrow is MY Friday. Off for 3 days. Next week, I have a fucking vacation from E.M.S. homie! I have a Halloween party on the 23rd. which happens to be my bday. Maria is going as a pirate wench and I am going as a cowboy....

M.

I think this should be your theme song for the party...

because you definitely are not bad enough for this...

and your accent won't let you pass on this one...

 

[Muppet]

HATE TROLL! For the first video. Like for the next 2. I do not have the southern twang. I have that weird Philly accent I cannot kick...

M.