American troops got sucked in by internet trolls ??
...in other news - residents from Miami to New York are reporting that the sun rose from the east this morning. Climate experts have been crunching numbers all day and are concerned that the sun will mostly likely set in the west later this evening. California residents are in a panic and demanding that Trump declare a another national emergency. In a bizarre twist - most residents of Colorado have shown very little interest in this development but there has been a statewide run on Doritos, Pop Tarts, Marshmallow Fluff, and Olala Orange Cream Soda