The other Marines will be along shortly to show you to the billets. Do not give 0699 (the Gunney) matches; do not feed SGTUSMC any lightbulbs; the rest of them (except Teufel, he's an officer :doh:) seem to be pretty ok... although you guys and gals are getting to be like cockroaches, crawling out of every little crack imaginable...
How's that for your first welcome?