It sounds like Regional Police Chief Jim MacSwee is suggesting that the best way for rotten self serving opportunists with a disrespect for the law and a disdain for their countrymen to live luxuriously in Canada is to just find some obedient law abiding citizens and just take their shit...
...and then leave before the cops arrive.
I found the unedited transcript online:
REGIONAL POLICE CHIEF JIM MACSWEE: In the event that you find yourself the victim of a home invasion, do not take matters into your own hands.
CANADIAN CITIZEN THAT JUST AIN’T BUYING THAT BULLSHIT: Say what?
REGIONAL POLICE CHIEF JIM MACSWEE: Call 911 and then barricade yourself somewhere in your own home. Maybe even consider fleeing from your own home.
CANADIAN CITIZEN THAT JUST AIN’T BUYING THAT BULLSHIT: You want me to do WHAT !?!?!
REGIONAL POLICE CHIEF JIM MACSWEE: Just be the best witness possible.
CANADIAN CITIZEN THAT JUST AIN’T BUYING THAT BULLSHIT: Sooo…. you're telling me to WATCH them take all my shit? What kind of witness will I be cowering in a closet or running away? How can you prosecute when the “best witnesses” either hid, or ran away?
REGIONAL POLICE CHIEF JIM MACSWEE: …be the best witness possible !!!
CANADIAN CITIZEN THAT JUST AIN’T BUYING THAT BULLSHIT: Well, in that case, this guy busted down my front door, clubbed himself over the head with that VERY expensive Ming vase that I’ll be reporting to my insurance company, and then he stabbed himself in the chest 37 times, and then after I witnessed that, I ran away
REGIONAL POLICE CHIEF JIM MACSWEE: WHAT ?!?!?!
CANADIAN CITIZEN THAT JUST AIN’T BUYING THAT BULLSHIT: …what?
It's a bold strategy, MacSwee. Let's see if it pays off.