THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AWP]

TIME TO SPARK UP THE WEEK LIKE WILLIAM KEMMLER: NO SECOND CHANCES!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT EATING TIDE PODS, I'M SNORTING LIFE AND THIS WEEK'S HEALTHY DOSE OF LIFE BEGINS WITH A MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! MONDAY IS A DAY OF FOCUS, COMMITMENT, SHEER WILL... SOMETHING YOU KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT!!!!!!!!!! I ONCE SAW IT KILL THREE MEN IN A BAR... WITH A PENCIL, WITH A FUCKING PENCIL!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANNA WATCH ME MAKE THIS PENCIL DISAPPEAR?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE TO DO IT BETTER AND CLEANER THAN THE OTHER GUY...OR FASTER BECAUSE BEARS AND GATORS CATCH SLOW PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LET MONDAY BE A BEAR, SHOVE THAT PENCIL UP MONDAY'S ASS AND WORK IT LIKE A MEAT PUPPET!!!!!!!!!!

NOW GET OUT THERE AND PUSH IN THIS WEEK'S SHIT!!!!! OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!! DON'T BE A BITCH!!!!!!!

 

[ShadowSpear]

 

[Muppet]

 

[runninrunninrunnin]

 

[Gunz]

There's nothing subtle about Monday.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

PUSH IN THIS WEEK'S SHIT!!!!!

 

[x SF med]

Monday, the killer bunny of Caernabog to the rest of the days of the week... it's cute, it's fluffy, and it will kill you if you are unaware...

 

[RackMaster]

 

[SaintKP]

Still Monday in my book.