Not Work Safe I'M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT!!!!!!!!!

[AWP]

TIME TO COCK PUNCH THE WEEK!!!! WHAT THE MAXIMUM EFFECTIVE RANGE OF AN EXCUSE??!?!?!?!!!! ZERO!!!!!!! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING TO GO OUT AND TACKLE THE DAY! FACE RAPE THE WEEK LIKE BILL CLINTON AT A FUNDRAISER!!!!!!!!! DON'T STAND AROUND AND LET TIME SLIP BY, MONDAY'S A WASTING! LIKE A 1911 IN .45 ACP MONDAY IS TIMELESS!!! USED PROPERLY IT WILL KILL EVERYTHING!!!!! USED IMPROPERLY IT WILL STILL KILL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! MONDAY'S THE COW THAT NEVER RUNS OUT OF MILK!!!!!!! MONDAY'S A GOOSE THAT LAID A GOLDEN EGG!!!!!! MONDAY'S A BIG SLICE OF BACON AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE BACON? WHO CARES?!?!!?? WE DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH THOSE DEVIANTS!!!!!!

MONDAY'S AN ELECTRIFIED TRAMPOLINE REMINDING YOU TO JUMP HIGHER AND HIGHER!!!!!!!! MONDAY'S GREG HARDY LEERING AT YOUR TINDER PROFILE!!!!!!!!! IN FACT, MONDAY'S HERE TO KICK THIS WEEK'S ASS LIKE GREG HARDY AFTER CREEPING ON YOUR TINDER PROFILE!!!!!!! NELLY HAS A BIGGER DICK, GREG!!!!!!!!!!

SO GET MOVING AND FIND YOUR INNER LIFE-RAPIST!!! JUST DON'T ACTUALLY RAPE PEOPLE, ONLY THE WEEK AHEAD!!! OR SOMETHING!!!!! JUST PUNCH IT IN THE DICK AND DENY EVERYTHING WHEN THE HR DEPARTMENT ASKS!!!!!!! PAPERWORK IS BULLSHIT AND YOU HAVE A WEEK TO DOMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MONDAY: CROWD-SOURCED GENETIC ENGINEERING FOR YOUR WEEK!!!!!!

 

[Salt USMC]

 

[Totentanz]

CROWD-SOURCED GENETIC ENGINEERING

Translation: Monday is the soggy biscuit of weekdays. I think we'll need to consult the experts on this one - what say you, Marines?

 

[CDG]

 

[x SF med]

MONDAY HATERS NEED TO BE BANNED.... twice... on Monday and again on Tuesday, for hating Monday a second time... Silly Aenglish Ka-nig-its..... We already have one.


Of course, King Arthur didn't use Stukas, but rather swords.... Freefalling uses Stukas...

 

[Rcjames1]

I'm not sure if I should feel inspired or terrified after reading that.

 

[Raptor]

I'm not sure if I should feel inspired or terrified after reading that.

Both

 

[SpitfireV]

This thread has inspired me to use "let's punch crime in the dick today" at today's briefing.

 

[AWP]

I'm not sure if I should feel inspired or terrified after reading that.

WHATTHEFUCKISTHISNONSENSE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????? "TERRIFIED"?!?!?!?!?!!? YOU'RE SCARED OF MONDAY, AFRAID OF "THE GOOD WORD"?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD STICK TO CALL OF DUTY IF YOU'RE FRIGHTENED BECAUSE THIS THREAD SHOULD MOTIVATE THE MONKEY FUCK OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE SCARED, SHADOWSPEAR, THEN SAY YOU'RE SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEPARTING CONTESTANTS WILL RECEIVE A MIRROR!!!!!!!

This thread has inspired me to use "let's punch crime in the dick today" at today's briefing.

I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB AND HEREBY APPOINT YOU A MONDAY AMBASSADOR!!!!!!!!!!! YOURS IS THE POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rapid]

Wednesdays are shit. Monday and Tuesday you know where you stand. Thursday's alright... but Wednesday... ya never gonna be Friday or Monday... ya midweek prick.

 

[Rcjames1]

Wednesdays are shit. Monday and Tuesday you know where you stand. Thursday's alright... but Wednesday... ya never gonna be Friday or Monday... ya midweek prick.

This is something I can get behind

 

[x SF med]

I'm not sure if I should feel inspired or terrified after reading that.

YES.... always YES especially on Mondays!!

 

[Raptor]

 

[Grunt]

Mondays should be NO LESS THAN 72 hours long....

I LOVE MONDAYS!!!!!!!!!

 

[medicchick]

Bibby gets so excited Sunday night because the next day is MONDAY and a SCHOOL DAY!!!!

 

[RackMaster]

I've lost all sense of time and space. I swear every day is Hump Day.

 

[Deleted member 2517]

I read this post this morning and was all "YEAH LETS RAPE PILLAGE AND PLUNDER THIS WEEK." I pretty much PLFd down to formation, standing ready to dominate PT... And then the CQ sergeant came out and said we had the day off... Then I was all like "the PX has zebra cakes..." And there went Monday.

 

[Muppet]

M.

 

[Rcjames1]

Eloquently said, @Muppet .

 

[Kraut783]

Just returned from a great dinner and walk around Mainz, Germany with the wife....I LOVE MONDAYS!!!!!!