The World Has Changed...

[Blizzard]

...and clearly I'm a dinosaur.

Never in a million years would I have ever guessed I'd find myself at an airport bar on the 4th of July watching a friggin' cornhole tournament (with sponsored players) being broadcast of ESPN. WTFO?!

Anyone else have these major revelations? I'm not sure what planet I'm on anymore.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

ESPN OCHO covers it sometimes.......

 

[Blizzard]

ESPN OCHO covers it sometimes.......

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This was regular ESPN.

I'm out. Bartender...

 

[SpitfireV]

I remember thinking the same about 15 years ago watching pro mini golf. I thought, those Americans will watch anything.

 

[Raptor]

I remember thinking the same about 15 years ago watching pro mini golf. I thought, those Americans will watch anything.

Honestly, that sounds like it could be pretty entertaining depending on the course design.

 

[Marauder06]

I remember thinking the same about 15 years ago watching pro mini golf. I thought, those Americans will watch anything.

We really will though. It doesn't even have to be good.

 

[Dame]

...and clearly I'm a dinosaur.

Never in a million years would I have ever guessed I'd find myself at an airport bar on the 4th of July watching a friggin' cornhole tournament (with sponsored players) being broadcast of ESPN. WTFO?!

Anyone else have these major revelations? I'm not sure what planet I'm on anymore.

EVERY
FUCKIN'
DAY
.

 

[Gunz]

When I first saw it on the program guide I thought it was about hillbillies sodomizing one another. I thought, why the fuck would ESPN show that?

So I tuned in for a laugh. Then when I saw what it was really about, I thought, why the fuck would ESPN show that?

 

[SpitfireV]

Honestly, that sounds like it could be pretty entertaining depending on the course design.

I'm not saying it as a bad thing. I was surprised that people could win like 10k for winning a game of mini golf. Nice way to spend a weekend.

 

[RackMaster]

So, what you're saying is, I have a chance at being a pro athlete? lol

 

[AWP]

You're gobsmacked over the game of cornhole, but ignoring how a generation of people who eat ass got spun up over COVID? The former is your tipping point, not the latter?

 

[RackMaster]

Ass eating is seasonal, cornholing is year round.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Ass eating is seasonal, cornholing is year round.

Form of …“A THREAD LOCK”

Because @RackMaster , that might be the funniest thing I’ll read all day and anything else is just second place!

 

[Deleted member 2517]

Ass eating is seasonal, cornholing is year round.

Church camp only happens in the summer. Thus conrholing is a summer activity.

 

[Brill]

You're gobsmacked over the game of cornhole, but ignoring how a generation of people who eat ass got spun up over COVID? The former is your tipping point, not the latter?

THIS is what I missed about this site!

Like seeing old high school friends who are cheering and clapping as you approach the group, a smile breaks the hard facial lines formed by age as you think back to the fun times had years ago…

as that OTHER fucking guy cup checks you, forcing you to spend the next 5 minutes gasping for air as your “friends“ literally piss their pants laughing at your misfortune.

Edit to add: thank you for using gender neutral terms.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

I was never much for the o'l corn hole, washers, is alright. But beer pong...well, some of us are better than you, and we know it!