The World Has Changed...

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...and clearly I'm a dinosaur.

Never in a million years would I have ever guessed I'd find myself at an airport bar on the 4th of July watching a friggin' cornhole tournament (with sponsored players) being broadcast of ESPN. WTFO?!

Anyone else have these major revelations? I'm not sure what planet I'm on anymore.

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Gunz

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When I first saw it on the program guide I thought it was about hillbillies sodomizing one another. I thought, why the fuck would ESPN show that?

So I tuned in for a laugh. Then when I saw what it was really about, I thought, why the fuck would ESPN show that?
 

Ooh-Rah

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Ass eating is seasonal, cornholing is year round.

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Form of …“A THREAD LOCK”

Because @RackMaster , that might be the funniest thing I’ll read all day and anything else is just second place!
 

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You're gobsmacked over the game of cornhole, but ignoring how a generation of people who eat ass got spun up over COVID? The former is your tipping point, not the latter?

THIS is what I missed about this site!

Like seeing old high school friends who are cheering and clapping as you approach the group, a smile breaks the hard facial lines formed by age as you think back to the fun times had years ago…

as that OTHER fucking guy cup checks you, forcing you to spend the next 5 minutes gasping for air as your “friends“ literally piss their pants laughing at your misfortune.

Edit to add: thank you for using gender neutral terms.
 
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