MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON WAKING UP THIS MORNING WAS “FUCK THIS DAY” AND THEN I REALIZED HOW AWESOME THE DAY WOULD BE BECAUSE
TODAY.
IS.
MONDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!! DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS!!!!!!!!! LADIES, GRAB YOUR VAGINER AND STOP BEING A WHINER!!!! DON’T BE A SNOT AND GRAB YOUR….YOU GET THE IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
DESPITE BEING BRIEFLY DETAINED THIS MORNING BY AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES, I’M STILL HERE AND THIS IS STILL MONDAY!!!! MONDAY’S A RELENTLESS GREEN BAY PASS RUSH AND THIS WEEK IS THE VIKINGS’ OFFENSIVE LINE!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE’S GETTING RAPED!!!!!111!!!!! MONDAY IS LIKE JAMES BOND, IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!! THE WEEK IS GUN CONTROL AND MONDAY’S THE NRA!!!!! THE WEEK IS BUD LIGHT AND MONDAY IS EXPENSIVE WHISKEY!!!!!!!!! THE WEEK IS YOUR MOM AND MONDAY’S THE FOOTBALL TEAM WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY AND WE FEEL BAD FOR YOU BUT SHE MADE HER CHOICE AND DO YOU BLAME THEM BECAUSE YOUR MOM’S KINDA’ HOT AND….WE NEED TO FUCKING BOMB ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T ACCEPT AN IMPOSTER, ASK FOR MONDAY BY NAME!!!!!!!
NAAAAAAAPAAAAALLLLLLMMMMMM!!!!!!
TODAY.
IS.
MONDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!! DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS!!!!!!!!! LADIES, GRAB YOUR VAGINER AND STOP BEING A WHINER!!!! DON’T BE A SNOT AND GRAB YOUR….YOU GET THE IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
DESPITE BEING BRIEFLY DETAINED THIS MORNING BY AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES, I’M STILL HERE AND THIS IS STILL MONDAY!!!! MONDAY’S A RELENTLESS GREEN BAY PASS RUSH AND THIS WEEK IS THE VIKINGS’ OFFENSIVE LINE!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE’S GETTING RAPED!!!!!111!!!!! MONDAY IS LIKE JAMES BOND, IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!! THE WEEK IS GUN CONTROL AND MONDAY’S THE NRA!!!!! THE WEEK IS BUD LIGHT AND MONDAY IS EXPENSIVE WHISKEY!!!!!!!!! THE WEEK IS YOUR MOM AND MONDAY’S THE FOOTBALL TEAM WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY AND WE FEEL BAD FOR YOU BUT SHE MADE HER CHOICE AND DO YOU BLAME THEM BECAUSE YOUR MOM’S KINDA’ HOT AND….WE NEED TO FUCKING BOMB ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T ACCEPT AN IMPOSTER, ASK FOR MONDAY BY NAME!!!!!!!
NAAAAAAAPAAAAALLLLLLMMMMMM!!!!!!