Venezuela

AWP said:
I hope they have a better C2 and support environment than they did in Niger...
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Really good relationships with Columbian military, plenty of Intel assets in place, likely get support from Brazil as well.

Venezuela should be easy peasy.

You already have a self proclaimed interim president (who is recognised by our POTUS) , now a couple of high ranking military officers, a few spooks handing out piles of money in the right hands, couple of ODA's offering planning and advice, air support, psyop spreading the message, food aid sitting on the border with Columbia, Brazil maybe a couple cargo ships, park a carrier group in or around Panama.

As long as we could keep their power and water on, and keep them from starving, I don't think it would take 6 months start to finish. Take dickhead out of power, establish some normalcy, new elections in 6 months, smooth transition of power...

And BAM! We get to fuck hot as fuck Venezuelan chicks again...
 
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Diamondback 2/2 said:
Really good relationships with Columbian military, plenty of Intel assets in place, likely get support from Brazil as well.

Venezuela should be easy peasy.

You already have a self proclaimed interim president (who is recognised by our POTUS) , now a couple of high ranking military officers, a few spooks handing out piles of money in the right hands, couple of ODA's offering planning and advice, air support, psyop spreading the message, food aid sitting on the border with Columbia, Brazil maybe a couple cargo ships, park a carrier group in or around Panama.

As long as we could keep their power and water on, and keep them from starving, I don't think it would take 6 months start to finish. Take dickhead out of power, establish some normalcy, new elections in 6 months, smooth transition of power...

And BAM! We get to fuck hot as fuck Venezuelan chicks again...
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Ever read the book Masters of Chaos?

The last 1/3 of the book covers the initial invasion of Iraq. The ODAs basically did everything you mentioned and it worked, until government officials (Rumsfeld, Rove, Bolton, etc) got involved.
 
No I've never read that book, but it's on the list now.

Some of the biggest problems we had immediately following the invasion of Iraq, was keeping the utilities on and law enforcement. By disbanding the MIL/LE we left a power vacuum and then filled it with English speaking, cussing, hip-hop gangsta wannabe 18-20 year old grunts, who could careless about cultural differences, etc.

Then for some fucking reason, we could give everyone cell phone towers and low speed internet, but couldn't fix the power grid, get fresh clean water pumped in or raw sewage pumped out.

I mean a quick look at the power line infrastructure would give you a light bulb of understanding. But really, we had dudes putting up cell phone towers, bought and paid for with American funds, while 3/4 of the city was blacking out and water and sewage treatment was nonexistent.

And people couldn't figure out why it was so easy for the ignorant haji man to want to blow some shit up. You try living in filth, without water, power, and while the American occupation is teaching your son to sing along to the latest DMX album. See how long it takes before your convinced that 72 virgins and a engine block through your ass don't sound so bad...
 
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AWP said:
You want me to believe? Send in an ODA. You want me to laugh? Send in the DoS or Big Army. Nothing against our 11B's, but there are some things you can't do, no matter how many Powerpoints tell you otherwise.
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Aww man... It's not our fault the dickheads at the DoS and Big Army make deals with corrupt gov officials/child molesters; who then wonder why local support and services are non-existent.
Diamondback 2/2 said:
No I've never read that book, but it's on the list now.

Some of the biggest problems we had immediately following the invasion of Iraq, was keeping the utilities on and law enforcement. By disbanding the MIL/LE we left a power vacuum and then filled it with English speaking, cussing, hip-hop gangsta wannabe 18-20 year old grunts, who could careless about cultural differences, etc.

Then for some fucking reason, we could give everyone cell phone towers and low speed internet, but couldn't fix the power grid, get fresh clean water pumped in or raw sewage pumped out.

I mean a quick look at the power line infrastructure would give you a light bulb of understanding. But really, we had dudes putting up cell phone towers, bought and paid for with American funds, while 3/4 of the city was blacking out and water and sewage treatment was nonexistent.

And people couldn't figure out why it was so easy for the ignorant haji man to want to blow some shit up. You try living in filth, without water, power, and while the American occupation is teaching your son to sing along to the latest DMX album. See how long it takes before your convinced that 72 virgins and a engine block through your ass don't sound so bad...
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To be honest, it is kinda hard for Joe to care when both 'big army' and the 'local nationals' are going to fuck you over any chance they get.
 
Box said:
I wonder why people like Oliver Stone, Jeff Spicoli, Michael Moore, and Sergeant Murtaugh haven't already immigrated to that workers paradise.
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