its too early for me to be laughing this hard.
Bro, you forgot to add the new notice that only the braided unobtanium strap/harness combination in fluorescent green with reflective threads in the braid (M238-A4-E5,Mod7, Mark19) are authorized for use after 12 May, due to the issues with strap breakage from wear on the newly reinforced hard points on the suits and the new structure lock points for attachment to the Shuttle frame, and they can be used as a PT belt when on the flight line and in the Death Star.