DID SOMEONE SAY “MONDAY?”
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, THE PEOPLE WERE SEIZED BY A TERROR, BY A WEEK WITHOUT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE THEY KILLED THEMSELVES WITHOUT A MONDAY!!!!!!!! TIME TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP LIKE A CERTAIN BUILDING IN A CERTAIN PLACE. SPOILER ALERT: PEOPLE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT IS IMMORTAL?!?!?!!?!!!! THIS FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY, THE VIAGRA THAT LETS YOU SKULLFUCK THIS WEEK INTO SUBMISSION!!!!!! THE DAY THAT BEGINS AND ENDS YOUR WEEK!!!!!! THE ONE DAY OF THE MONTH YOUR MOM DOESN’T RIDE EVERY DICK ON THE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DOES THIS DAY BEGIN AND END THE WEEK?!?!!?!?!?!!!!! BECAUSE IT IS DOWNHILL FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ONE DAY OF THE WEEK COULD VOTE TO LEAVE IT WOULD BE MONDAY…OR SHOULD IT?!?!!?!!!! MONDAY KEEPS THE WEEK TOGETHER!!!!!! MONDAY ALLOWS IT TO MOVE FORWARD, BUT DOES THE WEEK HOLD MONDAY BACK FROM GREATNESS?!?!?!!?!?!!
UNLIKE YOUR MOM’S STD TEST THERE’S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!
THIS JUST IN: TUESDAY WANTS TO LEAVE THE WEEK BUT MONDAY RAPED IT BACK IN LINE!!!!!!!
WE’RE KILLING PEOPLE IN IRAQ!!!! WE’RE KILLING PEOPLE IN SYRIA!!!!! WE’RE KILLING PEOPLE IN AFGHANISTAN AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS WE’RE KILLING MORE IN CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA, IS THERE ANYONE WE CAN’T KILL!!1!!!??!?!!!!!!!!???????? FREEDOM BONER!!!!!!!!!!
“FREE, THIS IS A WEAK-ASS MONDAY POST!!!!!!!!” FUCK YOU, IT IS A MONDAY POST!!!!!!
I LOVE TO MONDAY AND IT SHOWS!!!!!!!!!!
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, THE PEOPLE WERE SEIZED BY A TERROR, BY A WEEK WITHOUT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE THEY KILLED THEMSELVES WITHOUT A MONDAY!!!!!!!! TIME TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP LIKE A CERTAIN BUILDING IN A CERTAIN PLACE. SPOILER ALERT: PEOPLE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT IS IMMORTAL?!?!?!!?!!!! THIS FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!! MONDAY, THE VIAGRA THAT LETS YOU SKULLFUCK THIS WEEK INTO SUBMISSION!!!!!! THE DAY THAT BEGINS AND ENDS YOUR WEEK!!!!!! THE ONE DAY OF THE MONTH YOUR MOM DOESN’T RIDE EVERY DICK ON THE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DOES THIS DAY BEGIN AND END THE WEEK?!?!!?!?!?!!!!! BECAUSE IT IS DOWNHILL FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ONE DAY OF THE WEEK COULD VOTE TO LEAVE IT WOULD BE MONDAY…OR SHOULD IT?!?!!?!!!! MONDAY KEEPS THE WEEK TOGETHER!!!!!! MONDAY ALLOWS IT TO MOVE FORWARD, BUT DOES THE WEEK HOLD MONDAY BACK FROM GREATNESS?!?!?!!?!?!!
UNLIKE YOUR MOM’S STD TEST THERE’S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!
THIS JUST IN: TUESDAY WANTS TO LEAVE THE WEEK BUT MONDAY RAPED IT BACK IN LINE!!!!!!!
WE’RE KILLING PEOPLE IN IRAQ!!!! WE’RE KILLING PEOPLE IN SYRIA!!!!! WE’RE KILLING PEOPLE IN AFGHANISTAN AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS WE’RE KILLING MORE IN CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA, IS THERE ANYONE WE CAN’T KILL!!1!!!??!?!!!!!!!!???????? FREEDOM BONER!!!!!!!!!!
“FREE, THIS IS A WEAK-ASS MONDAY POST!!!!!!!!” FUCK YOU, IT IS A MONDAY POST!!!!!!
I LOVE TO MONDAY AND IT SHOWS!!!!!!!!!!
