Zawahiri- Caption This Thread

[Marauder06]

"I'm #1 now, bitches!"

 

[Boon]

This bump on my head is killing me

 

[Chopstick]

"Read my lips..no new taxes..uh..er..nevermind".

 

[Centermass]

"Jabul,

Please make sure the fucking front door is locked this time once the last member of our pinochle and hookah clutch have departed......if I want to see anymore seals, aquariums are much more appropriate you idiot"

 

[mike_cos]

Do not bury me at the sea!

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

"Smell my finger"

 

[mike_cos]

"Smell my finger"

Bwahahaha!! winning...

 

[RackMaster]

"The Doctor is in and has one new patient opening."

 

[HOLLiS]

Ahmed, no more i-phone for you.

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, do not send Emails to Usama. Didn't I say this was going to happen.

 

[Headshot]

"I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."

 

[AWP]

"Even my lazy eye can see that I am screwed."

 

[RackMaster]

"Just a moment, the pizza delivery guy is at the door."

 

[SpitfireV]

"I was hacked. I will not resign."

 

[QC]

" I did NOT have sex with that donkey."

 

[Headshot]

"Even my lazy eye can see that I am screwed."

Which lazy eye exactly?

 

[QC]

What's the medical condition called when those guys hit the ground and bruise themselves from praying called? Anyway, looks like he's got it.

 

[mike_cos]

Give me back the porn DVD that I have given to OBL!

 

[Casimir]

"You may feel a bit of uncomfortable pressure...just relax."