JedisonsDad
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First the Blue Waffle and now the Creampie Cake...
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Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it, and a huge, bearded man is standing there. “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night, thought you might like to come. About 5:00.” “Great”, says Tom, “after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Lars is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn you ... be some drinkin.” “Not a problem” says Tom. “After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.” Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” “Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right. I’ll be there, thanks again.” “More’n likely be some wild sex, too.” “Now that’s really not a problem,” says Tom, warming to the idea. “I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?” “Don’t much matter ... just gonna be the two of us.”
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it, and a huge, bearded man is standing there. “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night, thought you might like to come. About 5:00.” “Great”, says Tom, “after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Lars is leaving, he stops. “Gotta warn you ... be some drinkin.” “Not a problem” says Tom. “After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.” Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” “Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right. I’ll be there, thanks again.” “More’n likely be some wild sex, too.” “Now that’s really not a problem,” says Tom, warming to the idea. “I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?” “Don’t much matter ... just gonna be the two of us.”
JedisonsDad
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Riddle time.
What’s worse than having diarrhea while you’re at work?
Your Great Dane having diarrhea while you’re at work.
That was fun to come home to…
What’s worse than having diarrhea while you’re at work?
Your Great Dane having diarrhea while you’re at work.
That was fun to come home to…
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I rarely forbade my kids from anything, but working at Subway was one.
Having to deal with those customers directing how to make their sandwiches all day? Fuck that.
That poor girl willed herself into a coma.
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Devildoc
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IT: "Mr. Devildoc, tell me again how you are getting coffee in your keyboard??"
I had a call from a pilot, complaining about sticky keyboard keys; wanting a new keyboard. I got there and he thought I wouldn't notice the thick layer of Dr Pepper stickiness all over it. He wasn't happy when I handed him a cleaning kit. lol
JedisonsDad
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Fuck computers.
Kids gaming PC just decided it was going to drop wifi while he was gaming. It began acting as if it didn’t have a wifi capability. Check the device manager, and it says there is either a hardware or driver issue with the card. Now, it’s done this in the past, and the fix has always been to power down, and unplug the power for about 5 minutes. Not the case this time. Tried to use my laptop and load a new driver for the card, that didn’t work. Went and updated the bios, and that didn’t work. Decided to take a break and work on it later.
Later is today. Power it on, and now it’s in a boot loop of saying “attempting automatic recovery”.
Awesome.
Kids gaming PC just decided it was going to drop wifi while he was gaming. It began acting as if it didn’t have a wifi capability. Check the device manager, and it says there is either a hardware or driver issue with the card. Now, it’s done this in the past, and the fix has always been to power down, and unplug the power for about 5 minutes. Not the case this time. Tried to use my laptop and load a new driver for the card, that didn’t work. Went and updated the bios, and that didn’t work. Decided to take a break and work on it later.
Later is today. Power it on, and now it’s in a boot loop of saying “attempting automatic recovery”.
Awesome.
