Not Work Safe .

Blizzard said:
What the... She can hardly walk, how was she going to fight? Why was she even allowed in the cage?
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In fairness to Godzilla, if she managed to land her gorilla grip and get a hold of her opponent, the kinetic force from her fall would probably have a similar effect to getting hit with a Hellfire R9X.
 
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Blizzard said:
Was going to post the same. They're definitely taking a lot of heat on socials for this.

My favorite comment:

"Dear U.S. Navy.

The scope is on backwards

This is why we have Marines on ships."
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I understand it was up (on SM) for only a few minutes then taken down. It's a bad look for many reasons.

LOL at the comment, but aside from MEUs, the Marines don't have ship detachments any more. Probably should.
 
This almost reads like a MadLibs story.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/10/world/aosta-italy-french-woman-dead-scli-intl/index.html

A 22-year-old French woman whose blood-drained body was found in an abandoned church in northern Italy’s Aosta Valley over the weekend had been looking for a haunted house believed to contain ghosts, according to police.
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If you can't find the ghost, be the ghost I guess?

Police believe the victim could have been attempting to carry out a TikTok stunt, adding that her death could be related to a ghost hunting competition being played in France on the social media platform.
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Good old TikTok making an appearance.
The other working theories are that it was a “consented murder” or sacrifice, or an attempt to carry out a social media prank in the deconsecrated church.
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"Sacrifice" and "prank" in the same sentence. Those kind of aren't the same.

According to the spokeswoman, the victim and a male friend had been seen in the area dressed “like vampires.” A witness interviewed by police say the young woman was pale and “emaciated” and the man had dark hair and olive skin. The witness told police investigators that she looked like a “walking corpse.”
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"Dressed like vampires" is a thing? @Muppet dresses like a dude who sucks dick for a Wawa hoagie. To be fair, those are good sammiches.

The dead woman, whose name has not been released, had been stabbed with what investigators say was a camping knife and had bled to death, according to medical examiner Roberto Testi. She also had two gunshots to her neck and one to her abdomen that police say may have been inflicted after she died. Some of the blood had been scraped off the floor and removed from the crime scene, police told CNN. There were no signs of struggle, police say.
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Bled to death, two post mortem GSWs, and blood scraped from the floor? We're just making shit up now, right?

Police say they found a package of pink marshmallows and some groceries purchased at a local store near her body
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Someone better call the Mystery Machine because we've hit peak stupid in this ghost hunt. Zoinks!
 

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