Not Work Safe .

But she said, "Where d'you wanna go? How much you wanna risk?
I'm not looking for somebody with some superhuman gifts
Some superhero, some fairy tale bliss
Just something I can turn to, somebody I can kiss"

-Probably some random HR director before deciding to go to a Coldplay concert
 
And are we not discussing why their skin looks like the tanning bed was on the fritz that day? All that money and she's the best he can do? Coldplay...at least Nickelback can play the guitar.

Infidelity is the least of this guy's crimes.
 
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