Not Work Safe .

Another reason why the WNBA is a joke:

WNBA Fan Ejected After Mocking Player for Losing Wig During Game

Late in the third quarter, with the Mercury on offense, Copper made a sharp move around a teammate's screen to get open. But as she drove toward the perimeter, her wig got stuck on Mystics guard Jade Melbourne in the chaos, slipping off and falling to the floor.
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I don't care who you are, this is funny. White, Black, straight, gay...this woman's wig fell off during a "professional" basketball game. AFTER hanging up on another player's jersey AND this is her second such incident? I'm rolling, but wait!

“They made fun of her for the situation on the floor,” the refs and officials can be heard saying to each other and arena security confronted the man and escorted him out.
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Yup, they ejected a guy for making fun of her. I don't know what was said and if it was a one or two time thing or if he wouldn't shut up, but they punted a fan for making fun of her.

You have a league losing money faster than a gambling junkie at a horse track, players who think they are worth Lebron's salary, and now this? Hilarious.
 
Pfft

I barely even acknowledge the existence of such frivolous undertakings.
Some of these sports may as well be a sewing circle for all I care - they could take place at the local High School Gym in conjunction with a PTA meeting and the attendance probably wouldn't be all that much different...
...and think of the extra revenue we could generate "for the children"

The only three names I can remember from the WNBA are...
...well, the girl that git arrested for drug possession in Russia
...the white girl that seems to be scoring lots points
...the other girl that keeps beating up on the white girl that has been scoring a lot of points

MMA ?
The thought of watching women beat each other ugly repulses me.

Golf ?
I cant stand watching ANY gender play golf. It's like watching paint dry

Soccer?
...why the fuck does anybody in America care about soccer when we have so many other money making Sportsball programs?

Football? Baseball? Hockey?
Why isn't there a WNFL or a WMLB or a WNHL ??
...because nobody fucking cares


All of this absolute frivolous social outrage at a bunch of sporting events that are so poorly followed that they have to be subsidized at an incredible cost only for the participants to complain that they aren't being paid what they are worth.
...just like Colbert bleeding his network dry for a paycheck when nobody is watching the show anymore.

Maybe these professional sportsballettes should strike until they get a raise...
...it works for the other professions athletes
 
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I think we've all seen this movie before.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/30/us/radioactive-wasp-nest-south-carolina

Columbia, South Carolina (AP) — Workers at a site in South Carolina that once made key parts for nuclear bombs in the United States have found a radioactive wasp nest but officials said there is no danger to anyone.
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"No wasps were found." This message brought to you by the same people who told us the truth about COVID.

I hope those fuckers don't sting a Citadel cadet. They are obnoxious enough as is, imagine them with super wasp powers, building paper nests and shit. Scooping up West Point and VMI grads to feed their young, their jealousy living on despite their super powers, building a new generation of man-wasp hybrids with the IQ of an Adidas sneaker. Running around, fucking over people, each other, whatever in their short life span.
 
AWP said:
I think we've all seen this movie before.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/30/us/radioactive-wasp-nest-south-carolina



"No wasps were found." This message brought to you by the same people who told us the truth about COVID.

I hope those fuckers don't sting a Citadel cadet. They are obnoxious enough as is, imagine them with super wasp powers, building paper nests and shit. Scooping up West Point and VMI grads to feed their young, their jealousy living on despite their super powers, building a new generation of man-wasp hybrids with the IQ of an Adidas sneaker. Running around, fucking over people, each other, whatever in their short life span.
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Why do I get the impression it would be safer if they HAD found the mutant wasps?
 
Box said:
Pfft

I barely even acknowledge the existence of such frivolous undertakings.
Some of these sports may as well be a sewing circle for all I care - they could take place at the local High School Gym in conjunction with a PTA meeting and the attendance probably wouldn't be all that much different...
...and think of the extra revenue we could generate "for the children"

The only three names I can remember from the WNBA are...
...well, the girl that git arrested for drug possession in Russia
...the white girl that seems to be scoring lots points
...the other girl that keeps beating up on the white girl that has been scoring a lot of points

MMA ?
The thought of watching women beat each other ugly repulses me.

Golf ?
I cant stand watching ANY gender play golf. It's like watching paint dry

Soccer?
...why the fuck does anybody in America care about soccer when we have so many other money making Sportsball programs?

Football? Baseball? Hockey?
Why isn't there a WNFL or a WMLB or a WNHL ??
...because nobody fucking cares


All of this absolute frivolous social outrage at a bunch of sporting events that are so poorly followed that they have to be subsidized at an incredible cost only for the participants to complain that they aren't being paid what they are worth.
...just like Colbert bleeding his network dry for a paycheck when nobody is watching the show anymore.

Maybe these professional sportsballettes should strike until they get a raise...
...it works for the other professions athletes
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Fuck me homie, I never realized how much you sound like me on any given day during any given conversation.

It's refreshing.
 
AWP said:
And with that, maybe @Ooh-Rah could move these posts away from the Dot thread (and I'm the guilty party here) so we can go back to the "results in a trip to HR if we said this" posts?
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Agreed.

And on it.
 

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