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[Muppet]

I was first made aware of Bert's evil behind the scenes behavior waaay back in the late 90's when I came across the "Bert is Evil" website.
...once you know his origin story, the stories write themselves.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Saw this in a restaurant bathroom today…

 

[The Quartermaster]

Saw this in a restaurant bathroom today…

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Why's it always the Marines whom are first to notice out of the ordinary things in the latrines? Portapotty homoerotica PTSD?

 

[The Quartermaster]

Pretty sure a made in China shirt will cancel out this shirt's messaging, haha.

Amazon.com: Make Commies Afraid Again T-Shirt : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry

 

[Box]

Saw this in a restaurant bathroom today…

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There is so much nuance to the idea of whether or not Epstein "killed himself".

His so called suicide was so much more than a conspiracy. It was so much more than a politically motivated hoax. It was the ultimate internet troll by a degenerate PDF file that KNEW he was toast.
The walls are closing in.
The secrets are spilling out.
Nobody from his Rolodex of powerful “friends” were returning his calls.
Worst of all, the Commissary at the Metropolitan Correctional Center had run out of cheddar-cheese squeezes, Spam, and Lil' Chub sausages.
So what does he do?

He kills himself.
But not to escape justice.
Au contraire, mon frère - Epstein staged his own suicide to make it "look" like deep state murder that had been staged to look like a suicide...
...and mother fuck if he didn't pull it off.

He actions that day created the perfect storm of paranoia and speculation. He didn't just "die" - he handed the internet a stream of memes and conspiracy theories that will live in infamy. Cameras malfunctioning? Guards sleeping? Mysteriously broken neck bones?
Forgetaboutit.

Ole Jeffery had rich and powerful clients - and he knew exactly how to stage his demise to make it look like the deep state had him whacked.
...it might be the only chance he had to survive.
...the only way an asshole like him would be able to live forever.

Epstein surely spent his last few last hours chuckling out loud in his cell.
We'll never know for sure because the cameras weren't working. One thing is certain though; he knew that the image of a deep state assassination of a PDF file like himself would provide enough memes and hashtags to keep tragedy speculators busy for decades.

Epstein didn't kill himself - he weaponized his own death - and we all fell for it.

 

[The Quartermaster]

I think that the list has names on it from both sides. And we really need to see it. If Trump is really on it, well I'd be okay with Vance taking over and we'd be in a good place. If his name wasn't and he is withholding it because deals have been made with the other side because let's face it, this is a known thing, then I think that Trump is making a mistake.

Regardless, we really need to see it. Drain the effing swamp.