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Let me see if I've got this straight...
In what can only be described as a plot twist straight out of a Coen Brothers movie, a quadruple amputee has been accused of shooting someone during an argument, driving away with the body, and then ditching it in a yard.
A man with no arms or legs is not only the centerpiece of a murder investigation, on his not so murderous downtime, he is a championship "CORNHOLE PLAYER"
...and had probably been on ESPN
...it would only be so much more out of this world if he played on "The Ocho" with a Pirate named Steve !!!
...and if I'm still reading at a 3rd grade level, police are saying HE ACTED ALONE
This fucking guy is the MacGyver of murderous cornhole players gone rogue.
Tragic by every measurable account and simultaneously absurd to a degree that is almost impossible for me to wrap my head around it. In spite of all this, I can't help but wonder - what in the name of peace and midnight basketball does one have to do to light the fire needed to drive a quadruple amputee into shooting someone to death and then dumping the body...
...without any help?
How?
What?
WHAT ??
It is no wonder that there is such a near Hollywood level trope of Detectives descending into alcoholism after too long on the job...
...well no fucking shit.
A quadruple amputee that plays the fuck out of cornhole, drives his own car, shoots people, and then has the fucking audacity to ask his passengers, "hey, help me get this dead guy out of my car" - sounds like a pretty good reason for me to look for answers in the bottom of a bottle full of Jack Daniels.
This HAS to be an Onion article - or something from the Babylon Bee - or proof that there is a rip in the fabric of space and time.
...I've said it before - THIS IS ONE HELL OF A CRAZY TIMEINE WE ARE LIVING IN !!!
In what can only be described as a plot twist straight out of a Coen Brothers movie, a quadruple amputee has been accused of shooting someone during an argument, driving away with the body, and then ditching it in a yard.
A man with no arms or legs is not only the centerpiece of a murder investigation, on his not so murderous downtime, he is a championship "CORNHOLE PLAYER"
...and had probably been on ESPN
...it would only be so much more out of this world if he played on "The Ocho" with a Pirate named Steve !!!
...and if I'm still reading at a 3rd grade level, police are saying HE ACTED ALONE
This fucking guy is the MacGyver of murderous cornhole players gone rogue.
Tragic by every measurable account and simultaneously absurd to a degree that is almost impossible for me to wrap my head around it. In spite of all this, I can't help but wonder - what in the name of peace and midnight basketball does one have to do to light the fire needed to drive a quadruple amputee into shooting someone to death and then dumping the body...
...without any help?
How?
What?
WHAT ??
It is no wonder that there is such a near Hollywood level trope of Detectives descending into alcoholism after too long on the job...
...well no fucking shit.
A quadruple amputee that plays the fuck out of cornhole, drives his own car, shoots people, and then has the fucking audacity to ask his passengers, "hey, help me get this dead guy out of my car" - sounds like a pretty good reason for me to look for answers in the bottom of a bottle full of Jack Daniels.
This HAS to be an Onion article - or something from the Babylon Bee - or proof that there is a rip in the fabric of space and time.
...I've said it before - THIS IS ONE HELL OF A CRAZY TIMEINE WE ARE LIVING IN !!!
