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There's just a lot to unpack here.

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

LA PLATA, Md. - A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.

 

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There's just a lot to unpack here.

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

The jokes write themselves. And the pics and videos of the dude? I can't stop laughing.

 

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OH.MY.GOD.




Although, truth be told - if I'd have ever landed my Stiletto like that, it would broken all of my bones.

 

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The jokes write themselves. And the pics and videos of the dude? I can't stop laughing.

I found a really good picture of this guy stirring up some shit a few days before he "allegedly" shot someone...
...this fucking dude sure gets around !!!




And before folks continue down this path of curiosity wondering how in the fuck this guy is able to do the things he did, I would like to remind you of ANOTHER quadruple amputee that refused to let his disability get the best of him...





These men aren't handicapped - they are handicapable.

 

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Until I saw the video I was a little stumped at how he could shoot a man.

Although, truth be told - if I'd have ever landed my Stiletto like that, it would broken all of my bones.

I did that once with my 134 Batwing. It was like the first night in prison. I lived but didn't walk right for a week.

Seriously, summer thunderstorms softened the earth just enough to keep my femurs intact.

 

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I found a really good picture of this guy stirring up some shit a few days before he "allegedly" shot someone...
...this fucking dude sure gets around !!!

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I literally just wrote an article about Iran's "tis only a fleshwound!" strategy. It is, of course, about the same Monty Python skit.

It's still in draft with the editor so I'll see if I can sneak this image in as well. ;)

 

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I also had a 134 square foot Splatwing. It was like combining a Sabre and a Stiletto.
....the BAD things about a Sabre and a Stilleto - not the good things

Yet, I put a LOT of jumps on that fucker until I sold it and bought a Sabre2

 

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Weirdly and ironically, a week prior I rear-ended him at a stop sign. I kept apologizing, he told me, "well, I am NOT happy." So I asked him, "which one are you?"

 

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I also had a 134 square foot Splatwing. It was like combining a Sabre and a Stiletto.
....the BAD things about a Sabre and a Stilleto - not the good things

Yet, I put a LOT of jumps on that fucker until I sold it and bought a Sabre2

As long as you could land at a dead sprint or into a brisk headwind you'd probably do okay. I loved the canopy until I had to land it.

My Jedei was the best I ever owned. Hands down.

 

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